................................................wtf

I don't think you understand exactly what it means to review a video game. First, it helps to have played it. Somehow, I feel like maybe this is where you went wrong. It's misleading to see a shiny 9.5 listed under the official review of a new game, when in actuality you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Additionally, consider not rambling about things that are completely unrelated to the game. This isn't the place to feign being under siege by strawmen questioning your sexuality for liking terrible vampire movies. While I *would* certainly have done so given the opportunity, this was never discussed in the review proper and as such has no place here. Besides, if you feel so guilty about it, maybe just don't bring it up so nobody knows? Finally, you seem to have confused the term "review" to mean "insignificant text bite containing irrelevant and unsubstantiated opinions", a leap so large and impressive that I fully expect an "achievement unlocked" notice to pop up over your real-life HUD any second now. If, in the future, you do in fact play this game thoroughly enough to warrant writing a review, try to actually analyze the game. "This game sounds fun" does not qualify. Your spelling is pretty good, however, and most of those are complete sentences, so I, in turn, give *your* review a 1.75 out of 10. Have a nice day!

dont review a game you havent played ya stupid donut.

what??

What is this I don't even

What is wrong with you?

What a microphonist...

What in the world is this? This is what you posted as a review? How much crack did you pick up on the way home from blockbuster with your chick flick? For the love of all things videogames, please remove this 'review' immediately.

Listen man. I'm not sure you really understand what it means to review a game, but I'm fairly positive that even a toddler is aware that you must have actually played said game to review it. I don't mean to berate you and I certainly don't like telling people what they 'should' be doing, but I feel pretty comfortable in this situation telling you that you probably shouldn't be writing videogame reviews. You are clearly confused, possibly hallucinating, and you don't seem to understand the difference between incessantly yammering about your latent homosexuality and rating a videogame. I for one applaud your decision to 'come out', but I think I can pretty much speak for everyone when I say, keep it in your blog. Please don't clutter GI's reviews with a fictitious user review of 9.5. For the people that read these reviews and just glance at the general scoring that users have given a game, you have completely thrown them off. I'm not sure if they have moderators watching for this kind of nonsense, but here's hoping they do. And if by some miracle you happen to not be on drugs right now, and you're simply trolling the user reviews, let's hope that you get completely booted from GI.com. Please, don't ever post anything like this ever again under user reviews.