The lights are on
This sounds awesome, wanna play, just based on what I read, I would score it, but I'm watching Twilight Breaking Dawn, so am I confused, right now, why am I watching Twilight, oh wait, Vampire chicks are hot.
That's why punk..... not for the hot oiled up topless tanned dudes, I do not watch it for that, six pack abs, hmmm and thrusting watching there pecks tighten as they struggle with each other..
Game, oh yeah this game sounds fun
What is this I don't even
What is wrong with you?
What a microphonist...
What in the world is this? This is what you posted as a review? How much crack did you pick up on the way home from blockbuster with your chick flick? For the love of all things videogames, please remove this 'review' immediately.
Listen man. I'm not sure you really understand what it means to review a game, but I'm fairly positive that even a toddler is aware that you must have actually played said game to review it. I don't mean to berate you and I certainly don't like telling people what they 'should' be doing, but I feel pretty comfortable in this situation telling you that you probably shouldn't be writing videogame reviews. You are clearly confused, possibly hallucinating, and you don't seem to understand the difference between incessantly yammering about your latent homosexuality and rating a videogame. I for one applaud your decision to 'come out', but I think I can pretty much speak for everyone when I say, keep it in your blog. Please don't clutter GI's reviews with a fictitious user review of 9.5. For the people that read these reviews and just glance at the general scoring that users have given a game, you have completely thrown them off. I'm not sure if they have moderators watching for this kind of nonsense, but here's hoping they do. And if by some miracle you happen to not be on drugs right now, and you're simply trolling the user reviews, let's hope that you get completely booted from GI.com. Please, don't ever post anything like this ever again under user reviews.