The lights are on
I give this ARTICLE a 10 for the awesome Lethal Enforcers metaphor shout out. The game is wretched. The commercial makes it look worse.
Is there a Lethal Enforcer replay? I'd watch that video.
You rated the game a 10, not the review. And you posted a review. There's more wrong here, but I'm not sure you can fathom it.