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Have never been more upset at GI in my life.

   Clearly, GI just hates America. That's the only reason i can think of as to why they gave this amazing game a 2.  2 people.  That's a whole 1 less than 3, and a WHOPPING 8 less than the 10 this gem deserves.  Never in my life have I felt like I was fighting for the freedom of my fellow Americans.  Pathetic "military" shooters like MW3 and BF3 just pretend to be militaristic.  They have no where near the same strategic gameplay that BW delivers.  When was the last time you had to rip the pin out the grenade with your teeth in BF3?  When was the last time you had to actually KICK in a door in MW3? THATS RIGHT, NEVER! All you do is press stupid buttons in that game.  How stupid is that? I go out and pay 60 FREAKING dollars of my hard earned money scamming kids out of lunch money, and all I do is press buttons?  Seriously, so stupid.  BW takes your hardcore gaming to the next level, the EXTREME level.

 

   I cannot believe GI gave this horrific review. Dan Ryckert clearly just sucks at video games.  You want to see a video game pro?  Watch that F-ing trailer! That's a gamer!

 

Dan hates America.

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  • This is hilarious.

  • Genius.

  • It wasn't until the source of your hard-earned money was told that I noticed this was a patriotic review. Good show sir, good show.

  • This man deserves a medal! XD

  • I think he's serious

  • This must be sarcasm

  • Are you for real?
  • Guys asking if he's kidding, look at the freaking tags >.<
  • To anyone asking....

    This is...

    Obviously....

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  • high review

    wasn't serious

    wasn't trolling

    effective satire

    generally pretty funny

    gg wp.

  • Great trolling sir

  • You have won the day.

  • As funny as this is, I truly some poor hillbilly *** doesn't read this and base his purchasing decisions on it. Or, maybe I do.
  • LOL reminded me of this:

    www.youtube.com/watch

  • im hoping this is fake but in a world where blackwater [a real life privatized military hired by evil corporations like mosanto} actually makes a video game. anythings possible.
  • You sir, have won. Take these 100 internet points and spend them as you deem necessary
  • Too well written to be anything less than utter sarcasm. And if I'm wrong, I pray you never spawn little invective-spouting offspring.
  • So freakin funny

  • lol Must be a fellow Replay watcher.
  • I've never laughed so hard before at a review

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