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http://spongebob.nick-asia.com/en/games/boat_o_cross.html-is bullsh*t-type ridiculous hard.
I'll be slightly impressed if you can beat my score, but if you can actually beat the first level, you must be the Dovahkiin of video games, the one spoken of in the prophesies.
Pro-tip Lean forward a lot. If you try to accelerate without leaning forward, you will tip over when you reach 3mph