The lights are on
singing like Bobby McFerrin won't save you this time
or
singing don't worry be happy won't save you this time
Link: Will you marry me?
Girl: Oh Link, of course I will...
Link: Are you still here!?
Fish: I am a magic fish, and I will grant you three wishes if you promise to let me go.
Link: Oh magic fish, I wish I had Modern Warfare 2.
Fish: I'm sorry, but I can not grant it, Nintendo won't let me.
Link: Oh magic fish, I wish I had o**l s*x with my girlfriend.
Fish:.......................................... soooooooooooooooo, Modern Warfare 2 heh?
dragonballjoseph: Girl: Wow, you did use some good bait. Link: Yeah. I guess you can say I'm a master baiter... WAIT! NO! I MEAN... I MEAN... where are you going? Oh Link, you've come a long way since your childhood as an apprentice baiter.Funny caption, dbj. You have 3 points now.Don't just sit there: Add it! CAPTIONOHOLICS Eddie Dean - 5 LatenMoths - 5 Skakid – 4 icecap12 – 4 dragonball joseph - 3 Mr PMS - 2 falconIZE – 2 Almo – 1 Sven Hudson - 1 King Süshi - 1 Tom Gibbs - 1 H.E. Pennypacker - 1 Screwed89 - 1 Ebonka - 1 SgtCathole - 1 Zmagnum – 1 Jordan - 1 Mr.Smashtermeister - 1 Enigma - 1 Ric White - 1 LittleBigEthan - 1 TheDarkKnight7 – 1
Girl: Wow, you did use some good bait.
Link: Yeah. I guess you can say I'm a master baiter... WAIT! NO! I MEAN... I MEAN... where are you going?
Oh Link, you've come a long way since your childhood as an apprentice baiter.Funny caption, dbj. You have 3 points now.Don't just sit there: Add it! CAPTIONOHOLICS Eddie Dean - 5 LatenMoths - 5 Skakid – 4 icecap12 – 4 dragonball joseph - 3 Mr PMS - 2 falconIZE – 2 Almo – 1 Sven Hudson - 1 King Süshi - 1 Tom Gibbs - 1 H.E. Pennypacker - 1 Screwed89 - 1 Ebonka - 1 SgtCathole - 1 Zmagnum – 1 Jordan - 1 Mr.Smashtermeister - 1 Enigma - 1 Ric White - 1 LittleBigEthan - 1 TheDarkKnight7 – 1
The perverted assasin tried to cop a feel, but ended up sending the mustache bearing hunk of his dreams plummeting to his death.
Add the Atomic Wedgie to the list of Renaissance inventions.
"Listen up here, unless your Santa Claus with my new PS3, I don't want you on my roof, so GET OFF!"
Ezio: The roof... the roof... the roof is on fire!
Guard: Oh look, there's a canal of water down there to...
Ezio: We don't need no water, just LET IT BURN!
Guard: WAIT! Not over of the bridge! AAAAAAh..............
It doesn't matter where you are or what you are doing, the assassins are hell-bent in giving you the worst wedgie in existence.
Enigma's Blog
Ezio is really hardcore about his game of red rover.
Ezio: "Come back here!!! How dare I find you in my daughter's room."
We now see why the Italian synchronized high diving Olympic team fails to medal year after year.
"'Superman that ho' left step, right slide, damnit. here i'll show you. ( imbecile. )"
posting that didn't leave a good taste in my mouth
Tickle tickle tickle!
Altair had to collect flags, Ezio has to collect belts. Assassins have to prove their worth somehow
Don't argue with me when I'm wrong, you only make yourself look bad.
Ezio : "Tag! Your it!"Guard : "No I'm not!"Ezio : "Yea huh"Guard : "Nuh"Ezio : "Yep"Guard : "Nooooo"
The iDOLM@STER : A game for real men.
The rooftop dancing scene from Mary Poppins was originally shot in Venice, but was moved to England when it turned out one of their guys had owed Ezio money.