The lights are on
Wario was sad to find out that Kirby tasted like chicken instead of cotton candy.
Wario's inner thoughts: "If Kirby can get powers by eating things...then maybe..."
In the back of his mind, Wario knew his friends were right.... He does come on a bit too strongly
This is nothing. You should see the thing off-screen trying to bite Wario.
Wario later explained to Link that all the cool kids are eating their friends.
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In his mind, Kirby was wondering if he could get a refund for his "Bacon-Flavored Soap".
"When the Dark Lord of the Sith offers you five, you give him five." - Ken Levine
Who's a hungry hippo now, Kirby? Huh? WHO'S A HUNGY HIPPO!! I'M A HUNGRY HIPPO KIRBY!!
ME WANT PINK COTTON CANDY!!!
Give me back my chicken, foo! I will CUT you...
CaNdLE + LiiGHT = OWNAGE
Oh the irony this screenshot displays.
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Aha, so that's how Wario keeps his svelte figure! Sure, Kirby looks huge, but he's full of air! Three kirby's a day is hardly more calories than a salad!
Well, try as hard as he may, Wario is just nowhere near as graceful a ballerina as kirby. Try a diet, fatso!
(even if it's slightly contradictory to my first caption)
Kirby - "Oh snap!"
Wario: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT LIKING MY STACHE!!!!!
Kirby: WHHaaaHHHhhh
LatentMoths: I bet Kirby will think twice about making fun of Wario's jean jacket.
I bet Kirby will think twice about making fun of Wario's jean jacket.
What was even more impressive was Links ability to catch a fish without actually hooking it
Girls thoughts: Seriously I am never going on a blind date again. This guy is wearing tights and is more excited to pull a fish out of the water then to even look at me!
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
"I've been fishing in this special magic lake for, like, 5 *** hours, and I just get a REGULAR NORMAL FISH?!?!?!"
"This fish must be blessed by god or some sort of powerful thingy...for it has the appocolypse written on this side of its SLEEK.....TAN....... BODY!!!! THE END OF THE WORLD HAS COME!!!
link then dives off the boat and doesn't come back up.