The lights are on
The plants are killing people boo hoo
villagers exist in current day in an isolated village wowow
luke i'm your dad woahwowow
...in the shower.
Darth Vader was capable of having children!
titanic goes down ohmygod!!
In Saw, the dead guy on the floor isn't really dead, but Jigsaw the whole time!
^What movie was that?
the narrator and Tyler Durden are the same person! wooooooo!
I AM DARTH REVAN???!!!!
Keyser Soze in the Usual Suspects! Yikes!
"*** you! It was Earth this whole time! Boy, was I fooled, guys!" buzzah!
DRAG ME TO HELL HAS SPOILERS IN THE TITLE
/end thread. You stole every ending I was going to say.