The lights are on
Really? Like he hasn't already with the 360? *Grumble* $50 for 1 year *Grumble*
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZ0R!!!
I'd turn the tables on that *** and mug him- I am a minority, after all.
Huh, so if you email subscribe to a thread you see new posts in all their uncensored glory in the email message. That said, I'm kinda surprised they bleeped out that one.
Anyways, I would pull out an iPhone and zap Bill Gates to the nth dimension. Yes, there's an app for that.
I would send his whole family iPod Touches for Christmas.
I'd timidly approach him, and then very politely ask: "Mr. Jobs, can I have your autograph?"
I would feel very conflicted about replacing my Zune.
He already did when I bought Vista.
And now for something completely unexpected.
I would consider it a fee for not having succumbed to the RROD.
I would think "Best day of my life"
He wouldnt be able to, he invented Microsoft not Martial Arts
Squeal like a giddy school girl because Bill Gates touched me...wait.
If he mugged me? It's unoriginal, but I'd sue! KaCHING!
-- Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!!
Well i'd see him coming and before he attacked challenge him to a one-on-one halo 3 battle, because he has to accept it due to the Microsoft code of honor. After royaly owning him with his own creation i'd send him back from whence he came.
Probably nothing, i'd just steal it back when Bill gets the Blue Screen o' Death. It takes plenty of time to reboot, anyway.
Oh, and beat him senseless with a Zune. Irony FTW!
During the Wii's console cycle, only 2 games got a perfect score from GI. Both were Zelda games.
gg, Nintendo. gg.