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As anyone else, I am scared of the super-human Chuck Norris. He has a great beard, has many different faces, and can kill a man by looking at him. Isn't that amazing?
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yes yes he is the greatest redhead ever.
Chuck Norris would get his ass kicked by this guy:
Who? That chump? That fool could kick Chuck "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" Norris's ass? Man Chuck Norris could slap the skull outa that *** head. you know why? Cause he's Chuck Norris and that's just the way that *** goes. Although I'd be the first to put money on that dude beating my ass. I play videogames all day, I ain't got no muscles.
Indeed, as amazing as he is blood-thirsty.
I do NOT understand why these Norris are so "hilarious"... Don't feed into it! Don't encourage these "funny guys"...
I think my favorite Chuck Norris joke is :
Chuck Norris once struck lightning.
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chucks getting old though, I doubt he can rip a man in two with his bare hands anymore, he'd need to wear gloves
"If you really loved me you'd all kill yourselves right now" -Spider Jerusalem
A long time ago, The Chuck had sex in a trailer, his semen got into the engine somehow... the "trailer" is now known as Optimus Prime.
If it's hostile, kill it
Demon Ragnarok: Chuck Norris would get his ass kicked by this guy:
not if chuck was in his prime, chuck used to be the world champion karate master, and sparred with Bruce Lee, that' not BS, he really was tough ***
I heard that if you write Chuck Norris's name in the Death Note, the Death Note dies.
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CHUCK NORRIS IS BEAST!! END OF FREAKING STORY!!
Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms because nothing can protect you from Chuck Norris.