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I love you guys...wanna get hitched?
Kill'em with kindness, it's a slow painful death.
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sorry, too late. chopped off my body yesterday. just a floating head now.
I could still hitch you. As a matter of fact it would be easier to put a head on a hitching post then a whole body. =^.^=
ah, can i be your gargoyle? i'll make sure i make scary faces to keep those damned kids off your lawn.
Yes! I can only yell at them so long. I'll pay you in pringles.
once you pop, you just can't stop! i'm also married, so you'll have to hitch her within smooching distance, plz and ty
I can install something...but maybe i'll set it up so that you're constantly kissing...that will definitely keep the kids off the lawn!
yes, our disgusting loff will paralyze them, and they'll defecate in fear.
Great! Free fertilizer!
Anytime miss haha :D
I'm a Legendary GI member.
Great i'm going to have a whole shelf of hitched people! :)
I could see you making some sort of huge shelf and just sitting us on it haha.
In a row...
And flipping a coin to pick.