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Chuck Norris!!!

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Mr. Weasel Pants

on 19 Mar 2010 4:06 PM

As anyone else, I am scared of the super-human Chuck Norris. He has a great beard, has many different faces, and can kill a man by looking at him. Isn't that amazing?

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Imbalance

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 4:23 PM

Snakes on a Plane!
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SoldierOfGod199

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 4:26 PM

yes yes he is the greatest redhead ever.
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Chris Mrkvicka

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 4:30 PM

Chuck Norris would get his ass kicked by this guy:
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DaffyDillinger

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 4:44 PM

Who? That chump? That fool could kick Chuck "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" Norris's ass? Man Chuck Norris could slap the skull outa that *** head. you know why? Cause he's Chuck Norris and that's just the way that *** goes. Although I'd be the first to put money on that dude beating my ass. I play videogames all day, I ain't got no muscles.
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DaffyDillinger

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 4:51 PM

Indeed, as amazing as he is blood-thirsty.
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stayedstar

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 8:52 PM

I do NOT understand why these Norris are so "hilarious"... Don't feed into it! Don't encourage these "funny guys"...
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oldrecordsonshelf

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 10:20 PM

I think my favorite Chuck Norris joke is :

Chuck Norris once struck lightning.

Kratos vs. Master Chief
Blades of Chaos vs. Mjolnir Armour
Winner vs. Loser
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Chaos is Beauty

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 10:32 PM

chucks getting old though, I doubt he can rip a man in two with his bare hands anymore, he'd need to wear gloves

"If you really loved me you'd all kill yourselves right now" -Spider Jerusalem
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bradyk

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 10:33 PM

A long time ago, The Chuck had sex in a trailer, his semen got into the engine somehow... the "trailer" is now known as Optimus Prime.

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Chaos is Beauty

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 10:35 PM

Demon Ragnarok:

Chuck Norris would get his ass kicked by this guy:

not if chuck was in his prime, chuck used to be the world champion karate master, and sparred with Bruce Lee, that' not BS, he really was tough ***

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Enigma

Posted: 20 Mar 2010 3:25 PM

I heard that if you write Chuck Norris's name in the Death Note, the Death Note dies.

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ttam01

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 12:53 AM

CHUCK NORRIS IS BEAST!! END OF FREAKING STORY!!
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Matsuda Tohu

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 10:57 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms because nothing can protect you from Chuck Norris.
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