GameInformer

these are bad for you

don't eat them, or you will end up looking like this,

Just give us some god *** closure before you run away again.

And stop posting pictures of me, you d***.

i need no closure. i told them you were still around.

To clear up any possible confusion:

I'm the picture of the delicious hamburger.

Here's Nub on my stove, posing for the camera.

No one gets bedhead quite like me.

Also, normally I've brushed my teeth by that time of day.

How can we miss you if you won't go away?

Nub, you look delicious...

That man is the definition of a Microsoft fanboy.

Gabe Newell:

I'd say, even at this late date, they should just cancel it and do a do over. Just say, 'This was a horrible disaster and we're sorry and we're going to stop selling this and stop trying to convince people to develop for it'.

I like Portal though...

my gifs arent that bad are they :P

Lmao , awesoome jpow , just awesome . Love your gifs Meta .

Just to get a bit more relevant to the subject, are those Five Guys burgers?

I love Five Guys, although it looks like your burgers went through a bit of abuse...

I've said it before and I'm saying it again.  I hate your gifs, meta.  You should really be limited to one (if that) because THEY SLOW DOWN MY COMPUTER AND I DON'T LIKE IT.  Not all of us have rich parents to pay for top speed internets.

To Nub.  I might've ate your brother last week.  I'm sorry.

I don't think Burger Nub would be very delicious.  I don't want to know when the Nub Stache is going to surprise me when I bite into... it... or whatever.

And by the way, I couldn't disagree any more with STRAFE.  I think Meta's gifs are hilarious.   Now the other one with those four dancing Japanese schoolgirls, that one does kinda disturb me.