The lights are on
Mine= (Friend): " hey, what's your shirt say"
(Me): California.
(Friend): Oh. Wait... What's that the capital of again?
That was actually a real conversation and my idiot friend was actually serious. I know what you're thinking, I have a really bad taste in friends.
This was actually something stupid that i said...
Girlfriend= we were messing around with scrabble and she added and "e" to "on"
Me= what the hell is on-e....i didn't realize it was the number one for a solid 3 seconds and she has never let me live it down
I was in a Xbox live party with one of my ok friends plus a few of his stupid friends. They got on the subject of some really stupid stuff then one of them said "Why do the people who make the games get to play them early?"
Hating people is a lot easier then loving them
Girl at work: "Why don't we have a king of the United States?"
Fox News: Fair and Balanced or anything Glen Beck Hannity, Limbaugh or any republican has said really
They will call me communist, they will call me scum. But it's worth it, Canadians will think we're smart, at least they'll think we are not as dumb.
I overheard this gem from a girl I know back in 2004 around the time that the elections were coming up: "I didn't know Bush's last name was Cheney." Sad thing is, she was dead serious.
Customer at work: "Can I have 2 tens for this twenty?"
Me: *opens till, only has fives* "I'll give you four fives, how about that?"
Customer: "sure. Wait, is that the same amount"
Me: *blank stare*
Customer: "Guess I should have gone to college, huh"
I tend to forget all the stupid things people say to me. I've had a LOT of stupid things said. But yeah that is pretty sad.
Buddy at my old church: "Religion is the beginning of wisdom."
It took me six more years to figure out that religion is in fact the END of wisdom.
PSN ID: UserMaatRe666
Me joking with a friend. "I swear you must have the iq of an apple."
Her "Thank you!.....wait."
Lol.
Kill'em with kindness, it's a slow painful death.
I hear this every friggin day.
Ding!
Me: " Hi may I take your order"
Customer: " Are you still open?"
No I like hanging out at Arbys all night just to give people false hope!!!!!
keo thats funny
Just imagine.
This is a very often said one:
Can I ask you a question?
dualchief: This is a very often said one: Can I ask you a question?
OMG I just relized how stupid I can be somtimes. LOL
*friend takes in a big breath of air*
"Ahhhhhhhhhh. It smells cold tonight!"
-- Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!