Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3  Pam: “So, your mom’s a real b*tch.” The bond between Pam and her protégé grew this episode. Tara even hugged Pam after she reminded her that in a hundred years, Tara wouldn’t even remember her old mother. She has a maker now! Breaks over, Tara! Back on the pole! Back at the Authority HQ, Bill and Eric witnessed, and inevitably took part in, a ceremony honoring Lilith’s blood. That old blood isn’t symbolic, it’s actually hers! After witnessing Russell off a member who was opposed to this blasphemy, everyone hopped on the bandwagon and took a swig of blood. Nothing will happen, right?

Wrong! The entire vampire crew was Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3 unbelievably wasted and obnoxiously marched through the streets, arrogantly assaulting humans. Lilith was their GPS. Eric gave Bill a piggy back ride, and Steve Newlin (Michael McMillian) hit on Russell. Not a bad match, if you ask me! The drunken mob waltzed into the middle of a wedding party at a bar and massacred everyone. Then, like a stripper popping out of a cake, Lilith herself appeared completely nude, to sing karaoke. No, there was indeed karaoke, but Lilith just walked around all nude and powerful. Nora was all for it. Godric (Allan Hyde) was not amused. He appeared to Eric and snapped him out of it. He pleaded with Eric to save Nora. She looks pretty unsalvageable to me. Eric looked over to Lilith only to see Nora staring into space.

Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3 Jessica and Jason ended up having a massive blowout argument after they kissed and he tasted human blood on her lips. Jessica simply forgot that she had just been feeding. “It’s just like a cow,” she sort of insisted. To Jason, that translated to “you are basically just a cow.” She bit him, he shot her in the head, and he left. Upon leaving, Jason caught a glimpse of the lightning show Sookie was putting on. She decided to waste away her flashlight fingers after reminiscing on the past four seasons of being called a freak. Jason ran off to save the day.

What did you all think of the episode? Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3  Did Jessica deserve to get shot in the face? Is Pam the only lady left who can rock crimped hair? Who’s side is Molly on? Do you like superhero Sam? Is Tara a better stripper or bartender? In all seriousness, how the hell can anyone stop Lilith (if she’s real)? Call Sookie!.. yet again.

In one of the most ominous moments in Doctor Who history, the mother of all vampires, Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3 Lilith, showed up to the party this week. She showed up late, but she still exists! At least, we think she exists! “In the Beginning” was full of twists and turns. While I can’t recall the last time the plot of this show seemed so chaotically complicated, I’m loving it!

The episode opened where the last left off. Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) were left in a tizzy after Roman met the true death. Russell (Denis O’Hare) pinned Eric up on a pillar, and was Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3 “seized” by the authority. Bill and Eric realized they’d been duped by someone, or everyone, into recovering Russell. Molly (Tina Majorino) wants to know why her iStakes didn’t work!

Eric ends up blaming two-faced Nora (Lucy Griffiths) for their predicament. Bill hates everyone right now. Soon enough, the truth is revealed. Salome (Valentina Cervi) Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3 followed them the night they buried Russell and eventually was the one to dig him up. Nora was her right hand girl, and Russell is all for the Lilith brigade now that he’s free and protected. He plays into the whole act very well, but Eric and Bill immediately refuse to denounce mainstreaming in favor of their fundamentalist ways.

Back at the bottom of the genie bottle, also known as the secret fairy club (which sounds lamer?), Jason (Ryan Kwanten) watched over Sookie (Anna Paquin) as a couple of Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3 decent fairies ran some tests on her luminescence. The tests didn’t really go as well as they’d hoped.

Jason: “Her head lit up real good, I thought!”

Sookie’s magic is finite because she’s only a mudblood. She can essentially use it all up and become a boring old human. It really doesn’t seem like having fairy powers is that bad of a situation when you consider the fact that if and when they run out, vampires will still exist. Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3 Also, they didn’t mention anything about Sookie’s blood tasting any less like cotton candy if she uses up her light powers. Sookie is pretty sold, though. She just wants to be a normal waitress, you guys!.. until she loses the attention of every supernatural man in town. In which case, I’m sure she’d regret that decision.

Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3 Back at the gun store crime scene, Andy (Chris Bauer) is interrogated by his own man, while Sam (Sam Trammell) sniffs away like a puppy. He rolled around on the store floor, basking in the scents of bad diets and hatred, until he uncovered the Obama masks! Sam is the town vigilante!