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Hey guys! Welcome to Random and Thoughtful Questions: Part 2!
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1- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
2- Why is abbreviated such a long word?
3- Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
4- If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
5- What do you call a male ladybug?
6- If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
7- If the Pentagon were run by women, would missiles be shaped differently?
8- Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built? If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
9- Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
10- How do you know if sour cream has expired?
11- If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons
12- How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
13- If an orange is orange and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
14- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
15- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
16- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
17- Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
18- If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
19- If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
20- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?21- At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?22- Do bald people get Dandruff?
23- If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
24- How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
25- How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
26- Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?27- If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?28- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?29- Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
30- Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?31- If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?32- When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
33- What is another word for "thesaurus"?
34- Why did they name it GamePro if not everyone that reads their magazine or website is a pro at games?