The lights are on
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1 - What do blind people see in their dreams?
2 - Whats Faster, Light or Dark?
3 - Can you get cornered in a round room?
4 - How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
5 - Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
6 - Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
7 - Do stairs go up or down?
8 - Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles?
9 - If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
10 - Why do people wash their bath towels when you're clean when you use them 11- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 12- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 13- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 14- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 15- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
16- What if you stood on the very center of the north pole and dropped a 'lightsaber' or something that would just drop right through cutting through everything. Would it come out of the ground on the other side of the world? Just poping up from the ground?
17- How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
18- Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
19- If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
20- In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
21- Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
22- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
23- Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
24- Can you daydream at night?
25- Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
26- Can crop circles be square?
27- If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
28- What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
29- If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
30- How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?
31- When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
32- If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
33- If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
34- Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
34- If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?