I've been hacking into your computers and some of you I've hacked twice. You see, I've been looking to see who has been naughty or nice. 


Because bad, trollish children don't get to see the newest avatars. But if you've been behaving and giving to charity you have nothing to worry about, I got your back.

Here are the ten avatars for the naughty




















Rudolph's third cousin on his father's side, Jerry


Alright, you misbehaving brats, this is as far as you go. Only the cool kids are allowed past this point. Try again next year.


The (Santa) Dude

The Big Lebowski

Surely you remember this scene from the movie, right? I think it might have been from a deleted scene.

You should always remember to stay cool during the holidays, man.



Link (Elf)

Skyward Sword

As if Link wasn't a big enough doofus already, I had to go and make this.

He's ready to save Nayrumas (a traditional Hyrulian holiday) and smack you around with a big 'ol candy cane.


Bad Mr. Frosty

Clay Fighter

Not 100% sure if I would want this guy to be standing around in my front yard over the winter, but I certainly don't want to ask him to leave.




"The best way to spread Christmas glee is using TurdFurgy's avatars for all to see."

That's an actual quote from the movie. You should really do it too, unless you want Santa to get arrested or something.


Mario (Ice Power)

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Like the Fire Power, but 100% less lethal. But you have to admit that you would totally own any snowball fight.


Jack Skellington

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Twas the nightmare before Christmas and all through the night, not a creature was stirring because I was scared because this movie freaked me right the duck out when I was a wee one.


Sack Boy (santa)

Little Big Planet

Here's a fun holiday arts and crafts project for you. Cut Sack Boy open and then resew him as a Christmas stocking. You could even glue on some glitter.


The Grinch

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

He looks more likely to kill a small child than to steal Christmas, but I guess either feat is just as evil.


Sora (Halloween Town (Christmas Town))

Kingdom Hearts II

I think black is actually a really good Christmas color. It makes you easier to see against the snow, decreasing your likeliness of getting hit by a car. So yeah.



Mortal Kombat

This isn't really based off of a particular design. Just an interpretation of the character.


Well, that's it for this month. These are my gifts to you, so you know, it would be kind of rude not to get me anything back. 

But I'm just kidding with you.

Or am I?

I am.

Am I?

No, we have fun, you and me.