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Happy Valentines Day! I am writing to let you know how much I appreciate your existence. You mean a lot to me and I just wanted to let you know that I care. I thought about giving you a box of chocolates, but seeing as how you are an inanimate object, I decided against it. You were the first game I got for my PS3. I'm a little embarrassed to admit that you're my "first", but you showed me the ropes and made me a man. I appreciate it...although I did have a rash for a while. Anyway, what's in the past is done, I've moved past and even grown to accept your flaws. You can do no wrong in my eyes, except for when you do. The point is, despite your flaws, I have come to regard you as my favorite game.
I love you, there, now it's out in the open. I can no longer choose to hide my feelings for you. You complete me, there is no one else. It's you borderlands, it's always been you. I would go to the ends of the earth for you, I would jump into a pit of rabid wolverines just to see you smile...I hope I don't have to, but if you asked me, I'd do it.
Remember all the good times we had on Pandora? Remember the thousands of skags and bandits we murdered as we reveled in the glorious cell-shaded gore? I do, it was fun. It's still fun. I still enjoy exploring all your curves while I gun down all who dare to stand in my way. And how could I forget the lovable and violent vault hunters?
Roland, you are tied with Lilith as my favorite vault hunter. With you I have explored everything that Pandora has to offer, plus all the DLC on both playthroughs, twice. I'll never forget the time we had together. You will always hold a special place in my heart. I love you. Yes, in that way.
Lilith, my muse, my friend, my lover; there are no words to describe your beauty. If there were, I would have used them. I will never forget all the time we spent together phasewalking and taking down General Knoxx. I love you, definitely in that way. Call me.
Mordecai, while we may not have spent as much time together as Roland or Lilith, I want you to know that I still appreciate all that you've done for me over the years. I love you...just not as much as Roland and absolutely nowhere close to Lilith.
Brick, you may be my least favorite of all the vault hunters. But, I like you. You are the baddest of a$$es. Keep up the good work, sport.
CL4P-TP, I may love you even more than Lilith. MAY, I didn't say that I do. You always know just what to say, at just the right time. Remember that moment we shared together where you said "I command thee bridge to descend!"? That was nice, I enjoyed it. There is not a single thing alive, dead, real, or fake that can match your dance skills. Check you out. Your dancin, your dancin!
Borderlands, I love you. You inspired my GIO username (should have been pretty obvious), nothing will ever tear us apart...except maybe Borderlands 2. But, until that releases, your the only one for me.