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The tale of nothingness chapter 3: The walruses are here! OH NOES!

The walruses (and narwhals) made their way toward California. Why, you ask? Because only the largest fast food chain was there! (and it was the closest). Yes, California held the incredible fast-food chain: Walrus King!

The Walruses didn't want to be eaten, so they went there to destroy it! Unfortunately, the walruses couldn't help but make a quick stop at the bar (walruses love beer). They drank and drank and drank and drank, until they were all drunk! The lumbering walruses left crashing through buildings and through Will Ferell filled semi-trucks! Meanwhile, they spotted an UNDERGROUND SKYSCRAPER! They started to eat it, when a gorilla came out of nowhere! "You shouldn't eat that." Said the gorilla. Lance Peas, the half walrus half Narwhal asked him why, and the gorilla replied: "Cause I'm allergic to grapes, but what do i know, I'm just an 800 pound gorilla in the room."

Lance peas pulled out his LMG and blasted the gorilla to bits, while the other walruses starting eating the gorillas insides. The walrus spotted an Elvis Presley look-a-like (he couldn't tell), and quickly asked for his autograph. (Walruses love Elvis,and they believe in the myth that he's not dead) "Heeeey, pretty walrus!" Said the Elvis dude. After a performance of "Hound dog", one of the walrus accidentally killed Elvis. :O The walruses quickly ate him and moved on.

Meanwhile, a runaway chicken (He was in jail for a terrorist bombing) was running (duh), and ran into the walruses. "A llama is to a grill as a bean-cake is to a pacifier!" he exclaimed. He started to drink a whole cup of coffee, and said some more stuff.

The walruses moved on. And then they found it. THE WALRUS KING CORPORATION! They moved in, only to be tackled by an unknown source. Who? Why? Where? When? How?

No one knows yet! BUT THEY WILL IN CHAPTER 4! 

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