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The tale of nothingness

One day, a man named Dobo was busy counting the weeds in his lawn, when he discovered something. A big fat ball with a walrus on it. Dobo took the ball and wen't bowling with it. Just then, a group of walrus's came. They were discussing who would buy the beer for the party they were planning, when they spotted Dobos SPECIAL Walrus ball (it's in caps so it has to be good).


They slid after it, but Dobo ran for his pathetic little life! They didn't give a rip though, so they all pulled out their walrus guns (An LMG painted pink with glitter) and fired away!  Poor little Dobo ran as fast as he could from the bullets yelling "BLOODY MURDER!" over and over again. He wasn't very fast though, and was ripped to pieces by the LMGs. The walrus's quickly came and started eating his intestines, while one grabbed the mighty walrus ball, and ate it. Just then, all of the walrus exploded into bubbles! Yes, glorious bubbles.

 

The bowling place's owner wasn't very happy, but the bubbles made him slightly cheerier. What were the walrus's plans? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN NEXT?

TO BE CONTINUED!, IN THE TALE OF NOTHINGNESS CHAPTER 2: THE WALRUS'S STRIKE BACK!

 

Stay tuned, Episode 2 will come in 1-3 days!

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