The lights are on
Veteran Member - Level 12
When I was
growing up, my parents fed me a steady diet of the good old American
"pull yourself up by the bootstraps" mentality with a hearty dose of
"anyone can become the President or get rich and successful as long as
they REALLY TRY HARD." As a kid, I took a lot of this mentality to
heart. I was in the 99th percentile in most standardized tests, my
school work was generally B+ at the very lowest (but generally I got all
A's and A+'s), I played piano starting in the 3rd grade and took
lessons and did recitals showcasing my ability to play complicated
Russian music (my teacher was a scary Russian lady who liked to shout at
me if I got the song wrong, so I learned to generally listen and watch
her play and then immediately learn to copy her from hearing alone), as
well as active in various sports (such as softball, badminton, soccer,
and basketball). On top of this, I also had a fairly good social life,
most of whom were close friends in the "advanced" classes, and we had
intellectual parties in high school involving improv games and swing
This is my "I'm having so much fun, I don't even know where I am" face.
to sports in high school, I did a lot of work with music/choir, visiting
both Disneyland to do a concert and also going with an advanced group
to Carnagie Hall, where I sang a jazz solo on that prestigious stage. I
also worked part time at the cafeteria during lunch and breaks, and was
the go-to responsible babysitter in the neighborhood, so I got a lot of
paid babysitting gigs. So, with all my physical fitness, childcare
expertise, technological training/understanding, writing, singing,
artistic prowess and critical thinking powers, I figured that I would be
a shoe-in for a life of success. After all, unlike most people who get
everything handed to them with a silver spoon and a trust fund account,
I worked hard for everything, from saving up to buy my own clothes to
paying for my own car outright. I honed my mind, my body and my
determination, yet real life is a lot harder than the movies or games
would have you believe.
Everyone said that I was going somewhere.
Well, I guess they were kind of right. I am SOMEWHERE, just not exactly where I thought I would be....
And you thought that having to do homework was frustrating....
I have a very
concrete, reasonable dream-I want to live in a beautiful place, with a
lifestyle that involves daily movement in a manner I enjoy, a job that
is challenging and not boring, a family, good friends, a house of my own
that I enjoy living in, high quality delicious food, some
entertainment, time for hobbies and a good amount of safety net money in
the bank in case of emergencies and also so that one day I can retire.
While I am
lucky that I have a job that I enjoy, live in a place that I love, have a
family and can bicycle and walk most places that I want to go, there is
no way I can afford a house of my own here, and our monthly income is
very stretched-we can afford mid-quality food with some extra special
high quality treats from time to time, but we have pretty much no
savings beyond a couple hundred "oh crap" dollars, and we heavily rely
on hand-me-downs, thrift stores, and freecycle for clothes and furniture
stuff. While I'm not in horrible debt (at least not yet), I see people
with ten times nicer new stuff and nice places to live who are up to
their neck in debt, living a life outside their means and laughing in my
face about it.
In real life, my strategy sucks.
On the other
hand, I've tried out this same strategy in video games-from being frugal
with money to learning exactly how challenging of enemies that my
character can handle, and all of these strategies reward me (after time
and diligence) with more money than I could ever spend, successful
well-liked characters who save the world, and generally I totally
OWNZORZ at the game.
I guess what I
am getting at is that while people often blame the "self esteem"
movement for people being horribly disappointed when life doesn't turn
out the way they planned (especially when they do all the right things
and are highly talented and intelligent, as many of you are), it's not
necessarily because we're doing it "wrong."
Still, over-reliance on artificially inflated self-esteem is a big steaming pile of BS...
It's just the systems of success that's highly screwed up.
In a game,
there are rules-and if you follow those rules, you will win. Obviously,
your ability to strategize and plan in the game are huge determinants
to the end result, but generally, you will get better as long as you
follow the rules and do so with finesse (which generally is obtained by
working hard and practicing a lot).
But in the
real world, it is not so easy. First of all, while 99% of games involve
a basic nobody (who is clumsy and probably has some kind of flaw or
other), 99% of real life "chosen ones" are chosen because they were
lucky enough to have a family and parents who have money (as well as the
connections brought by having money and therefore knowing all the other
people with lots of money).
in point-chances are, you won't get visited by a magical fairy and
tasked with saving the world if you lay around inside your house all day
long doing nothing.
There are a
lot of things in games that you don't actually encounter in real life.
And these things are actually highly important when it comes to actual
success. It *really* doesn't help that no one really descends from
heaven to give you a mission or goal. There are rarely any clear cut
"bad guys" who need slaying (and in our current legal system, you're
more likely to get an insanity murder conviction)-but even if you join
the Marines, you're largely chasing after people who your government
wants killed, and while they may be bad folks, the reason for killing
them is less clear cut than just "here's a maniacal jerkface-why not
kill him to make the world TOTALLY JUST AND HAPPY AGAIN?!" (And here we
come to the main reason why WW2 video games are so wildly popular-after
all who is the last real world Ganondorf, mad with power, that comes to
"HA HA History Channel-but can your Hitler do FACE GRABS WITH EVIL PURPLE SPARKLIES?"
digressing yet again. Really, I want to talk about things that we take
for granted in games, things that, if only they actually worked that way
in the real world, it'd be a lot easier to win.
1) Money for nothing (Chicks for free?)
After saving Hyrule, Link became famous as the "Grass Master."
First of all, who the heck came up with the idea of cutting
grass=getting money? I mean, I know that mowing a lawn in the real
world can get you a couple of bucks, but technically, you can find a big
grassy expanse in any Legend of Zelda game and keep chopping until you
fill your wallet with money that magically jumps out of the grass. I
remember using this technique several times in Link's Awakening so that I
could buy the bow and arrow at the shop (you can technically steal the
bow and arrow, but if you ever go back into the shop, the shopkeeper
will strike you dead), and while it was time consuming, technically, you
could go around cutting grass for an hour and then just go and buy it
without having to go through half of the game before being able to
While there are some people who might be able to work up from
nothing, generally, we need the support of others for quite a long time
before we can eventually get any measure of success in the real world.
In fact, pretty much 90% of my jobs came from knowing someone who liked
and respected me, thereby giving me an "in" into whatever job category I
was looking to get into. In games, you can make money out of worthless
patches of grass. In the real world, if you start chopping at people's
lawns with knives and swords, the only thing you're likely to find is
dog poo and people calling the police.
2) And the Bottom Drops out...Item Drops after Battle
Yes apparently, a horse wiener is actually an equippable item in this game.
So, this is something I've been wanting to ask game developers since I killed my first monster in Golden Sun. Where exactly do the items come from after you kill monsters?
I mean, ostensibly if you're fighting against people, you could plunder
their equipped stuff, but sometimes the drops are weird. I mean, so
you kill a Stalfos in Ocarina of Time and a bunch of hearts pop out,
which you step on and they magically get absorbed through your legs and
feet to regain your heath bar. Or you kill a skeleton in turn based
combat and you get paper and a certain amount of money once you win the
fight. Exactly where did this skeleton hide 100 gold, in his chest
cavity? No wonder why he lost!
In the real
world, every time you get into a fist fight, the only thing that comes
out of your opponent's nose when you punch it is blood. And after the
scrap is over, you're quite unlikely to get anything out of the person,
unless you're the school's bully and you're extorting lunch money. The
only place where you might "get something" after fighting someone is if
you join organized crime (although this is not recommended, seeing as
they give "cement shoes" to their own members as frequently as they do
their enemies), and even then, that's pretty far to fall from "hero of
3) A Questing Guy Has Got To Eat
Pikachu finds out the hard way that "training for the Pokemon League" isn't actually a paid job description.
that frustrates me is that in most games, your character never has to
worry about things like eating or going to the bathroom. Your average
pokemon trainer doesn't have to worry about wiping his butt with poison
oak on accident while he's in the middle of some godforsaken woods,
trying to level up his pokemon. And he certainly doesn't have to worry
about whether or not he brought enough food with him so that he and his
pokemon don't starve. Most video games gloss over a lot of the basic
needs, such as food, shelter, not being eaten by wild animals while
trying to camp in the forest, etc.
are a couple of games where you need to eat food to stay alive (ZHP:
Unlosing Ranger comes to mind-where if you don't eat enough meat, you
start starving and your HP starts going to zero), most games completely
ignore this fact. Food and living expenses are HANDS DOWN the most
expensive parts of living, as most people who start paying rent and
living expenses for the first time can attest. When you're living with
your parents and they are providing you with food and a place to sleep
without having to worry about being eaten by grizzly bears, you don't
really think about how much money it costs to keep your body nourished
and out of the elements. But I can tell you right now, it costs over
half of our combined monthly income to pay for rent, utilities and food
expenses, leaving precious little for other stuff that we want to do
(like buy games or pay for XBOX Live Gold).
budget preliminarily, but I would be totally dead without these little
ledger books that my bank gives out (to my knowledge, Chase and Bank of
America both do this, but you have to ask for them) where you can slide
your card in and then write in your totals every time you use the card
without it taking up a buttload of room in your wallet. Honestly, this
is the only way I can keep tabs on my spending and make sure that I'm
not living beyond my means. And it takes a LOT of work. In a game, you
have one money pot and you basically spend from it directly. If you
don't have enough money to buy something, the GAME WILL NOT LET YOU BUY
IT. And, most of the time, you can pretty much sell anything back to
any store. This is very different than in real life, where a person
with no money can basically go out and buy lots of stuff they don't have
money for, providing that they get a loan or use a credit card (which
is basically a pre-approved ongoing flexible loan). And just try
selling your used underwear and funky makeshift furniture without being
laughed out of the 7-11. So no, the real world does not gently manage
your money for you-giving it to you pretty much for everything else that
you're willing to throw away from your item bag.
4) Sleep? I'll do that when I'm dead!
Sexy Yawn Attack: She's not really tired-she's just trying to make you put your guard down.
"I'll save at the Inn" games, no one actually sleeps in games. If time
really has anything to do with the game, you can usually skip in other
ways, and generally, if you skip from day to night, the most significant
thing that can happen is that you find different pokemon or monsters to
battle. Part of this is just logic-I mean, who wants to spend 8 hours
playing a game where your character is sleeping and you have to sit
through that? But at the same time, it makes it a lot easier for you to
get really good at the game-leveling up and generally having a 24 hour
productive day. Unless you do time-limit based quests (which are fairly
uncommon in most games), you can pretty much have no deadlines or other
problems as the game will wait for you to get to designated areas
before advancing the plot.
Of course, there ARE games that involve sleep as the main part of the game.....
Can't sleep-evil monsters with knives will get me.
...but it's not any kind of sleep that you'd probably want to have.
games like Catherine, you ARE technically asleep, but you're forced to
work just as hard as if you're awake. I've had dreams where I'm stuck
in a "dream loop" (you know, where you keep doing the same thing over
and over again and you get exponentially more frustrated every time you
do it), and when I wake up from them, I'm exhausted and cranky. So this
kind of dreaming is not what you want to base your own sleep habits on
in real life.
In the real
world, it is estimated that most people don't get enough sleep. Either
people are overextended and need to get up super early or go to bed
super late to get basic daily stuff done, or they have trouble getting
to sleep at night due to stress or other medical issues. Doctors keep
suggesting that in order to lower your risk for heart damage, regulate
your metabolism and weight, and otherwise have a clear mind, you need to
get at least 8 hours of sleep, although some say 9. And honestly, with
the amount of stuff the average person is expected to do in order to
become successful, this can take a heavy toll on your health and state
of mind. While it would be nice to have 24 hours of productivity, the
reality is that the less sleep you get, the less likely it is that you
will be healthy enough to enjoy yourself if you DO finally reach
5) What? 10 years of boring crap? Let's just fast forward to the good stuff!
there, Link. I just wanted to tell you that the whole world has gone
to hell in the last 7 years. Isn't that terribly convenient for the
sake of the plot?"
This is the
biggest thing that no one really deals with in games. Games like
Fallout 3, LOZ, Ocarina of Time, and many more have this idea that you
start out as a little kid or baby or whatever and then it fast forwards
until you're old enough (or simply to the point where your adventure
begins). Does it highlight your boring days where nothing happens or
the parts of your life where you really have to struggle for very little
pay off? Nope. As far as the game is concerned, everything but the
game is a "fade to black" moment or cut scene that plays out quickly
enough and then back to the good stuff.
In the real
world I hear "I'm bored" all the time from people. A lot of them seem
to have this really unrealistic idea of success-as though everyone goes
from college grad to 6 figure salary. And when that doesn't happen,
people get upset. The worst part right now is the simple fact that
because private industry has basically minimized worker pay and keeps
relying on free interns to maximize shareholder profits, there really
isn't much of a "good, solid job market" for people out of college, and
generally, even if you're really smart and talented, you're still not
going to be treated much better than a peon for quite some time until
you've developed the connections and experience that will give you the
chance to make more of yourself than you started out.
When you are
playing a game, you start out at level 1 and progress upward for the
duration of the game. In the real world, you start out at level 1 and
there is always the chance that you can be knocked down to that level
once again at any time.
And that, my friends, is utterly terrifying.
first started playing games, no one expected me to be good. And I
wasn't. I mean, I was probably fairly good compared to most other
girls who didn't play video games, but that didn't mean I was actually
GOOD at the games (I kept dying on the first level of Operation C for
Gameboy for YEARS). But now as an experienced gamer, I can generally
pick up a game (as long as I am interested in it) and as long as the
game itself has generally recognizable controls, I can get pretty good
at it in a relatively short amount of time. Games have logic to them.
They have rules and a general idea of progression to an ultimate goal of
being totally awesome.
As for life? Well, let's just say that just as soon as I think I figure everything out, EVERYTHING CHANGES.
So, what do you think is the biggest difference between gaming and real life?
Do you find it frustrating that life isn't built to be more "fair" than we build our game worlds?
And finally, do you think that real life could learn some lessons from games?
This blog took me two days to finish because, as though trying to
explicitly prove my point, life intervened in my ability to post it.)
If only real life was like a video game... oh, wait:
1.) You need to have the ability to absorb at least 3 bullets, hide behind cover and regan health, then go all rambo on those puny enemies.
2.) Villans can transform into GIANT MONSTERS*! WTF!!!
3.) You need to be able to jump unrealistic distances while being shot at by a HUGE CANON!!!
* 4.) Giant monsters try to eat you! Oh, wait, at least they have obvious weak spots... that take a million shots! Oh, and you just ran out of ammo.
5.) Oh no, zombies! At least you can take a million bites without getting infected... NOT!
6.) EVIL DUDES WITH GIANT SWORDS!!!! AND THEY JUST BLEW UP THE WORLD AND YOUR FLOATING ON A SPACE ROCK!!!
DISCLAIMER: Meant for comedic effect only. Do not take seriously.
That was a really nice blog, Oni. 5/5!
I think reality is tough on all of us, but you just have to keep on moving forward and live life to the fullest (without, of course, getting to crazy). And video games are fun to play, but we shouldn't live in them. They're so dangerous.
One's a reality and one's a fantasy. It's as simple as that.
It's frustrating, but life is life, and it's best to take your lumps when you receive them. The biggest inhibitor to success for the simple man nowadays is corruption, and when those who deserve to go far go nowhere, life can be sickening. But everything has its own cycle, and one thing will always hold true: this too shall pass.
Not really. Heroism rarely pays at all anymore, both literally and figuratively speaking. No one remembers the name of the man (including me until I looked it up) who saved anothers' life by leaping onto subway rails in 2007. But everyone remembers the name of the hero of Halo 3, the fictional game that came out around the same time, in the same year. Odd isn't it? If anything, people need to pay more attention to the real world because we're too focused on Facebook and the internet. Myself included.
excellent blog, you never fail to enthrall
I think the biggest difference between real life and gaming is that real life takes more effort. You can sit there swing a sword all day in a game but if you don't take the time to work out in real life then you aren't going to get anywhere (Imagine a game where your character plays video games all day and then is expected to fight a gigantic dragon right away? Yeah, he's doomed...unless saved by some miracle)
When it comes to life being "fair", it's really a rough topic since what is fair differs across so many people. Both my parents were very poor growing up. They didn't attend a college until a bit later in their lives, and we had really meager living growing up. In fact, up until a few years ago, we didn't have much. My parents made sure I worked hard in school and my various teachers/coaches made darn sure I put all my effort into myself and others as well. Needless to say, working hard has put me in a good (but not guaranteed) position in life. Considering the state of the country though, even I'm not sure that I'll be able to get a job. (Here I come USAF!)
"And finally, do you think that real life could learn some lessons from games?" While I think it would be nice to kill 'monsters' and have money magically appear, I don't think PETA would appreciate it too much, lol. But anyway, as much as I wish real life was as cut and dry as games are, there are just too many variables. After all, the stupid actions of one person can affect the outcomes of thousands of lives. A game isn't always like this. So if our efforts and choices could be changed to affect just our lives, then maybe more effort = more return.
I've thought about this many times. What true gamer hasn't? I think it would be great if life were more like video games. Clear cut rules, rewards for completing simple tasks, and a solid level system where if you work hard you actually go up in level and don't have to worry about falling down, aka being fired. I'd fight random monsters for a world like that.
about your saving style: trust me when i say the debt is gonna blow up in your friends face. life is about endurance. not strength. you got the right idea.
Sadly that's why games are fantasy and life is just life. Isn't that why some us enjoy games though? To every now and then escape reality and enter an enjoyable fantasy world...