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LFYB: Letter From Your Better
I hacked this hack's account... what a rube. His stuff get's posted to the front page, which means it's perfect for making sure you all know how much better we are than you without being mainstream by associating our stuff with any accounts or anything like that. I'm sorry, you did what now? Oh you wrote a blog? Too bad you'll never be as good as I am. Let me bump it down the first page a bit. I bet that makes you sad doesn't it? Don't worry though, it's hard to compete with the immense talent I've lined up here at Blog Infarcer. I've gathered bloggers that are so good you've never even heard of them. The real creative sorts that purposefully bury their works deep in the confines of the internet underworld to avoid upsetting your delicate sensibilities. We work out of my basement and bounce our IP addresses all over the web so don't you even think about trying to figure out where I'm at.
Real black-market bloggers with the best assumptions and real fake inside information are the lifeblood of Blog Infarcer. If you've got a question these guys have the balls to fabricate an answer and spread it around the web. Why am I not writing any of these blogs? Simple, my talent is a given. I'm an internet legend and if you haven't heard of me then you've just been stuck in the mainstream. I was asked to stop writing by guys like Ludwig Kietzmann and Andy McNamara, real big dog EiCs in the gaming journalism community, so that I didn't devalue their publication, Joystiq and Game Informer respectively, by being the best word weaver on the planet. Also, since I'm better I don't have to prove myself. That's a fact. Believe me, this is the internet. Enough of conveying my infallible opinion though, you're here for writing that outclasses you in every way so we'll get right to that. Some people won't understand exactly what's going on here, but that's their loss.
Yours truly, Better-in-Chief, Apocalypse Brony
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I liked it. Pretty funny once you got into the spirit of it.
Hilarious! I hope that some idiot falls for it though.
Bravo good sir, I read every word and to be honest I was feeling kind of crappy today for a few reasons, but this helped cheer me up!
I do think we can petition to get the official GI review scale up to 11 just for GTA, I mean, we do give them our monies so we make the decisions around here.
Great post, I read the whole thing.
Nice job!!! I do agree with Farrell Maniac though, I hope some idiot thinks this is real.
I don't know why, but this is the best thing I've ever seen.
Ha, this is the longest funniest blog ever, great writing!
So awesome; more people should read this. It's got Jeff Cork written all over it...maybe someone else too...
HURR DURR I NO GET SATIRE AND DIS IS MEAN.
Nobody will fall for it when they see the comments.
Brilliant, I wish GI put as much content into the real gameinfarcer.
That was fantastic. I hope the GI staff sees this, too! Haha
Very funny and I enjoyed reading it, maybe you should make it a yearly thing.