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Here's one thing you have to know about me: I like to quote people, especially out of context. I enjoy Game Informer's official Overheard series like any other GI fan/employee, and while I hope to submit particularly good quotes to the official series, I've found myself with an abundance of quotes from Jack (also known as Jack, The Quixotic Gamer), one of my fellow interns. And, rather than have them go to waste or clog up my submission to the official thread, I figured I'd share them with you in an all new series: Jack, Overheard.
"I think I've been around long enough to know how fruit works."
"[Burp]*. BOOM BABY!"
*Jack claims he didn't actually burp. Whatever. I heard what I heard.
"Hey Chad…" "Hey punk! Gimme your lunch money!" "Ok, Chad…" (monologued dialogue)
"Why is there a locked game called 'TickleTime?'"
"ARE YOU MAD MAX?!"
"StarCraft is calling my name." (whispering to himself)
"I'm practicing to embarrass my future daughter." (dancing)
"This is gonna be sick nasty awesome."
"I farted." (whispering)
"YOU SAID YOU WERE DONE." (yelling at me about my yogurt)
"I say everything wrong."
If you liked reading Jack, Overheard, and would like to hear more of his gems in real-time, follow me on Twitter. It's where I post all of Jack's best stuff as it happens.
hahaha. so jealous of you guys.
Funny, keep em comin lol
i do the whispered "i farted" thing quite often.........
I have said a few of those. 'I say everything wrong' is normal, and while playing Max Payne 3, I yelled 'Are you mad Max?!' Then, when I birp (which is quite a bit cause of Mountain Dew) I yell 'Oh Yeah!' Like the Kool-Aid man.
Jack is pretty awesome.
The "You said you were done" thing sounds a bit psychotic but other than that this sounds pretty normal if you're a goofball. You normal people just wouldn't understand.
Why get annoyed over casual paced yogurt eating? We love the stuff and want to gradually savour it! :) Thanks for sharing more of your experiences here. :)
Nice! When do we text our votes for the first of you 3 to get 'kicked off'? Hint... I only know you and Jack I think...
These were pretty funny. I also like how the one he contested was the burp quote and not the "I farted" quote.
I hate how slow people eat yogurt! If I eat it I tend to shove spoonful after spoonful into my mouth. And Jack is pretty great ! He was one of my first friends on here!!!!
What the heck IS "Tickletime?!" Great quotes, Ali. Everyone should have Jack as a co-worker once in their life.