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Top 5 Favorite Moments of MW2

Jake Skinner — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:33:00 GMT

Top 5 Favorite Common Moments

of

MODERN WARFARE FREAKIN 2

So,Everybody has it. But what does everyone think about it? There are many solutions when you get that craving for a little bit of skull smashing and skeet shooting. Well my solution is simple, I just get down on my knees....and open that case right up and there it sits teasing me. So I just get things ready and I put it in the......console.

But you guys get the point. Soo here is what im saying really gets me going.

5. Play with the British kids. Because no matter there age or rank they are going to pwn anyone that gets in there way. Its sorta sucks to because they are always hating on America and they say sh*t like, "You Americans suck and you are bullies" oh and "What have you done for the world". And the thing is, is that even if they were wrong about what they were saying you cant argue because they will just follow you around and whoop your as with a *** riot shield.

4. When you think about it, what is the first thing that comes to mind when you kill someone in a regular team deathmatch? If your like me you still get that warm feeling and then you start to regain the memories of when +10 popped up on the screen. There was never anything and there never will be anything that can give a teen boy a chub in the matter of millaseconds.

3. Did you know that about 15% of people use most of there ammo trying to shoot down there own teammates air support. Yeah it sound like the Canadians need to stop playing MW2.

2. Well we know that to some people the riot shield is considered "noobish, takes no skill, jewish and bullsht". But I disagree. I happen to know it does take skill to run up to someone who is about 3times more mobile then you and smash there brains into dog sht. But I guess its just the better you do with it the more of a "noob" weapon it becomes. But why be obvious with it? I prefer to sneak up behind someone camping with a AA12 and t-bag until you balls prune up and the guy turns around and as he is turning around you smash his taint up against the dirt. You would prolly think, "Dang it would suck to be him". Especially when its the game winning kill and he has to relive that douchy experience more than once.

1. Dont you just love it when you are peacefully walking through the high grass of Wasteland and you see red smoke. Soo you being curious walk over to it and see a guy laying right on top of it. Then out of nowhere a huge crate falls from the sky and conviniently lands right where the red smoke is and turns that "not so bright guy" into a flapjack. Then you realize it was a gift from god because you didnt have to kill him and the crate that landed on him just happened to be an AC130.

And those my friends are truly priceless moments.

My Top 5 Common Moments of MW2

Jake Skinner — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:16:00 GMT

Top 5 Favorite Common Moments

of

MODERN WARFARE FREAKIN 2

So,Everybody has it. But what does everyone think about it? There are many solutions when you get that craving for a little bit of skull smashing and skeet shooting. Well my solution is simple, I just get down on my knees....and open that case right up and there it sits teasing me. So I just get things ready and I put it in the......console.

But you guys get the point. Soo here is what im saying really gets me going.

5. Play with the British kids. Because no matter there age or rank they are going to pwn anyone that gets in there way. Its sorta sucks to because they are always hating on America and they say sh*t like, "You Americans suck and you are bullies" oh and "What have you done for the world". And the thing is, is that even if they were wrong about what they were saying you cant argue because they will just follow you around and whoop your as with a *** riot shield.

4. When you think about it, what is the first thing that comes to mind when you kill someone in a regular team deathmatch? If your like me you still get that warm feeling and then you start to regain the memories of when +10 popped up on the screen. There was never anything and there never will be anything that can give a teen boy a chub in the matter of millaseconds.

3. Did you know that about 15% of people use most of there ammo trying to shoot down there own teammates air support. Yeah it sound like the Canadians need to stop playing MW2.

2. Well we know that to some people the riot shield is considered "noobish, takes no skill, jewish and bullsht". But I disagree. I happen to know it does take skill to run up to someone who is about 3times more mobile then you and smash there brains into dog sht. But I guess its just the better you do with it the more of a "noob" weapon it becomes. But why be obvious with it? I prefer to sneak up behind someone camping with a AA12 and t-bag until you balls prune up and the guy turns around and as he is turning around you smash his taint up against the dirt. You would prolly think, "Dang it would suck to be him". Especially when its the game winning kill and he has to relive that douchy experience more than once.

1. Dont you just love it when you are peacefully walking through the high grass of Wasteland and you see red smoke. Soo you being curious walk over to it and see a guy laying right on top of it. Then out of nowhere a huge crate falls from the sky and conviniently lands right where the red smoke is and turns that "not so bright guy" into a flapjack. Then you realize it was a gift from god because you didnt have to kill him and the crate that landed on him just happened to be an AC130.

And those my friends are truly priceless moments.

The "Studs" of Gaming...blah,blah,blah

Jake Skinner — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:22:00 GMT

We all know who the

great Game Characters are.

Like Master Chief, Ratchet, Gordon Freeman

and........ WAIT!, WTF?!!

Who am I kidding, Is anyone else sick of

the bullsh*t that makes the players seem like

there some sort of badass?

Whatchout Im about to make a point!

Master Chief- ITS OBVIOUS HE IS OVERRATER!!! Plus he is a stiff who for all we know could be a thriving homosexual that lives in Oprahs guest house. Plus his name is Master Cheif,seriously? That name is cheesy as f***. Im sorry but i dont want the generic name. If I wanted generic I would play Unreal Tournament.

2.Ratchet- Ok, this one might just be me and my connections. But If you disagree tell me what you think. But Ratchet is B**ch. He is a sheer imitation of Jak. Yet somehow the kids that buy the *** game shove Jak in the shadows. Dear Naughty Dog, do us all a favor and end the Ratchet and Clank franchise. Oh and make a Jak6 for the MOTHER F-ing PS3!!! Quit being gay.

Sincerly Yours,

JxSKiNNERx9

3.Gordon Freeman- Last but not least Gordon Freeman. Im gonna take it easy on him. No disrespect for Half Life but I like a character that will atleast talk. Oh and someone who doesnt resemble House and Jamie from Mythbusters.