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Game Characters' Second Jobs

The economy being what it still is, many prominent video game personalities have had to supplement their incomes with a little moonlighting. Here's a list of digital folks who have put their experiences to good use. Or, you know, not.

 

Kratos: Chiropractor.

Kratos uses his significant knowledge of anatomy to relieve patients of their pain.

 

You may feel a little pressure

 

Link: Speech therapist.

'Cause he's a good listener. That makes sense, right?

 

Nothing creepy about a kid who looks like this and doesn't talk. Ever.

 

Gordon Freeman: Carnival barker. As far from theoretical physicist as possible, because that worked out so well...

 

Nice going, Gordo

 

Sackboy: Rosin bag

 

No, don't let Mr. Sluggo pitch this inning NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

Monkey: Etiquette advisor

 

Yeah, this guy knows what a finger bowl is

 

That Faceless, Nameless, First Person Shooter Guy: Assembly line worker

 

Because there's nothing like doing the same thing over...and over...and over deargodmakeitstop!

 

Ico: Tour guide

 

"C'mon! We got some climbing to do. You'll love it!"

 

Fallout Guy: Interior decorator

 

"Hey, this gives me an idea for the master bedroom."

 

Okami/Amaterasu: Fire dog

 

Do you smell something? 'Cause I smell something

 

 

Finally, Burnout driver: Mulch

 

Yeah, that's not gonna last

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