If you haven't seen the commercial (what rock have you been hiding under- and how do I get there?) then I pity you, fool. Instead of explaining it for you, the Klondike bar commercial is where a voice asks 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?' What follows is madness where people do stupid things for something you could buy at a store...

Anyway, some games haven't came out yet that I really want, so here is what I'd do for them (this is not true, even I'm not this stupid)

What I would do for a copy of *Half-Life 3*

I would place a plastic explosive at Valve's front door, and set a timer for enough time for me to get away.  I would do this at midnight to make sure no one was hurt... Then I would download all of Valve's computer files onto flash drives, and then wipe all of the data away. I would hold all of this hostage annoynomously and demand the development of a full length Half-Life 3...

I may go to jail, but it's worth it....

What would I do for a copy of *Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim*

I would watch a fifty hour marathon of any show on Disney channel, then write a fifty-page summary of each episode seperately, then I would throw my TV off the roof of my house (I actually may do this when I buy Skyrim because of it's sheer awesomeness."

What I would do for a copy of *Duke Nukem Forever*

I would skydive into a volcano, swim to the bottom, and retrieve a copy of The Social Network... I wouldn't even touch this movie if the award wasn't Duke Nukem Forever. I may also be dead, but hey- I probably will already be by the time this game finally comes out..

What I would do for a copy of *Uncharted 3*

I would make an exact replica of this screenshot using nothing but charcoal pastels. And if you have ever used charcoal pastels... you know they suck at coloring.

Halo for the PS3

Okay, so we all know Microsoft will hold onto the rights of this game for dear life. But- I'll make a compromie.. .If Microsoft allows the development of a PS3 Halo... I will fix all Xbox 360's with RROD- no charge.

Kinectimals 2: Age of Fury

Okay, so... it's not a real game, per se. That makes the idea no less awesome (Koob24 shoutout... yes, I stole your picture) I would wrestle the tiger on this picture for this game.

So, of course, this is the time where you guys think of a game you really want (real or otherwise) and post a ridicuolous thing you would do to get it (please make it as zany as possible)

Time For Some Shameless Self-Promotion

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I have but one item of news that is, well, new. My web-friend, the journey man, said something about doing an interview with me on his blog.... whether or not this happens is still to be seen. I will make it entertaining enough to be worth the read... I promise you.

Also, my controller abuse blog is coming down the pike on Friday... be there or be well, you know...