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FUNKLEGEND — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:03:00 GMT

Gangster song

FUNKLEGEND — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:19:00 GMT

Don't player hate on me, player hate somebody else
Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster
Where my dogs at?
Bark with me if you're my dog
Yo yo yo, I'm going, Im going to give a shout out to all the player haters
(I don't like player haters)
If you're a player hater don't player, player hate on me
(player hate someone else)
I'm a gangster, I'm straight up
(straight up gangster, dude)
Grrr I'm steaming mad. grrr

I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight.
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye
To serve and protect, WHAT A LIE!
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews

I'm a gangster
Grrr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
I'm iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to Weezer

I dropped out of school at the age of 3 (why?)
Coz all the teachers tried to player hate on me.(oh)
My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocaine
My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame
Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance(yay)
Some say we're the perfect match

STEP OFF! STEP BACK! STEP AWAAAY! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARD! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARDS! STEP BACK! BACKWARDS, DON'T STEP TO ME! DO NOT STEP TO MEEE! grrrr!

I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8
Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to ***
Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer
They will make minced meat out of his rear
Ben Peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song
I shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong

I'm a gangster
I drop bombs like Hiroshima
I'm a gangster
b*tch suck on my wiener!
I'm a gangster
I drive a cool car
I'm a gangster
I smoke weed in a cigar

Yo my gangster flow
Yo, yo yo yo

im rolling on dubs iced out like hockey
I dreamt I got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the sake
*** a b*tch
give me head hoe!
whats up to my dogs,
yo yo yo
they play this song on the radio all day long
so everyone can hear my gangster song

Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire-
Oh there's no beat left

(gunshots)
Die, Die you Santa Clause die
no i don't wanna do acapella

i like to slap bitches
i like to slap hoes...

Nintendo Could Potentially Drop Profit Forecast (Bloomberg Report)

FUNKLEGEND — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:24:00 GMT

Nintendo Could Potentially Drop Profit Forecast (Bloomberg Report)

The world of video game sales is a finicky business. When you’re on top, many times it feels as though nothing could go wrong. I’m sure Sony felt that way when they dominated the last generation, and going into our current gen. Of course, things turned out quite a bit different. Nintendo has dominated up until now, and Sony is in third place when it comes to sales. And the Xbox 360 has been at a constant 2nd place after all three consoles were on the market.

The winds could be changing again, according to this report from Bloomberg.com. It’s being reported that Nintendo is cutting it’s earnings forecast. The reason being that console sales slipped in the previous months, and estimates are going to be lower going on because of the price drop. Overseas, money will mean less as the yen is currently strong.

This doesn’t mean that Nintendo is down and out yet. Actually, many times a company will lowball their forecast to make their numbers seem great come crunch time. So, whenever you hear a company exclaim, “We made 60% above our forecast”, take it with a grain of salt.

EA states UK kids are more advanced readers than North American kids

FUNKLEGEND — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:35:00 GMT

According to CasualGamer's interview with EA, the upcoming Flips book applications/games for the Nintendo DS will only be released in the UK. Here is a part of the interview where Harvey Elliott explains why: CG: Will you be taking Flips global? Harvey Elliott: There are territory restrictions based on the publishing agreements we have with each of our partners. We're specifically focusing this on UK. A couple of other English-speaking territories are included, but we wanted to make the launch for this series UK-based. Literacy here is actually very high, and we feel that the UK is the right market for Flips. We compared UK and North America and found - to put it bluntly - that UK kids tend to be more advanced readers at this age group.

Chuck Norris Facts

FUNKLEGEND — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:02:00 GMT

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

* Chuck Norris doesnt read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live

* Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

* Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush

* Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

* Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

* Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you

Cry On For Xbox 360 Cancelled

FUNKLEGEND — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:37:00 GMT

Just when you thought that developers have started to favor the Xbox 360 over the PS3 when it comes to hardcore RPGs on the home console front, along comes a damper of a news. Although huge legends like Hironobu Sakaguichi and Nobuo Uuematsu have jumped aboard the Microsoft bandwagon and released a fair number of RPGs, those failed to substain the hardware sales of the console which repeatedly fell back to pre-RPG levels after a few weeks. This time round, we have some rather disappointing piece of news to report - Mistwalker Studios' third Xbox 360 title, Cry On, has been canned

My Friend Codes

FUNKLEGEND — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:03:00 GMT

FRIEND CODES Wii: 0199-5059-7562-8314 SSBB: 1505-0749-4858 Mario Kart: 3781-3760-1168 Call of duty WAW: 1462-1075-0474 Dr.Mario online RX: 3535-1620-1735 If you want to add me post your friend code(s) and i will add you right away. If i dont email me at you_me_party-boy@live.com. Also leave your email so we can chat (if you want).

About Gears of war 2

FUNKLEGEND — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:00:18 GMT

Gears of War 2 is a third-person shooter video game developed by Epic Games with lead design by Cliff Bleszinski, and published by Microsoft Game Studios for the Xbox 360. It is the second installment of the Gears of War series. The game was officially released in North America, the United Kingdom, and Australia on November 12, 2008. The game expands technically on the previous game by using a heavily-modified Unreal Engine 3 that includes improved lighting and physics effects on the game. The development team also brought in comic book writer Joshua Ortega to help write the plot for the game.

In Gears of War 2, the human Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG) forces continue their fight against the Locust horde, who are attempting to sink all of the cities on the planet Sera by using a giant worm-like creature to eat the ground beneath it. Sergeant Marcus Fenix leads Delta Squad into the depths of the planet to try to stop the worm from eating but instead they discover the true intent of the Locust actions. The player controls Fenix in the main mission campaign, with the ability to play cooperatively with a second player controlling Fenix's best friend and fellow Squad member Dominic "Dom" Santiago. The game includes several existing and new multiplayer modes including five-on-five battles between human and Locust forces, and a "Horde" mode that challenges up to five players against waves of Locust forces with ever-increasing strength. New weapons and gameplay mechanics such as "hockey fights" and the ability to use downed foes as "meatshields" were added to the game.

On its release weekend, Gears of War 2 sold over two million copies, and within two months of release, had sold four million copies. It was the seventh best selling video game of 2008 and received several accolades. The game received similar praise as its predecessor, with the new gameplay and multiplayer modes seen as outstanding additions.

About Halo 3

FUNKLEGEND — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:57:43 GMT

Halo 3 is a first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie for Xbox 360. The game is the third title in the Halo series and concludes the story arc that began in Halo: Combat Evolved and continued in Halo 2. The game was released on September 25, 2007 in Australia, Brazil, India, New Zealand, North America, and Singapore;September 26, 2007 in Europe; and September 27, 2007 in Japan. On the day before its official release, 4.2 million units of Halo 3 were in retail outlets.

Halo 3's story centers on the interstellar war between 26th century humanity, led by the United Nations Space Command, and a collection of alien races known as the Covenant. The player assumes the role of the Master Chief, a cybernetically enhanced supersoldier, as he wages war in defense of humanity, assisted by human Marines as well as an allied alien race called Elites, which is led by the Arbiter. The game features vehicles, weapons, and gameplay not present in previous titles of the series, as well as the addition of saved gameplay films, file sharing, and the Forge map editor; a utility which allows the player to perform modifications to multiplayer levels.

Halo 3 grossed US$300 million in its first week. More than one million people played Halo 3 on Xbox Live in the first twenty hours. As of January 3, 2008, Halo 3 has sold 8.1 million copies, and was the best-selling video game of 2007 in the U.S. Overall, the game was very well-received by critics, with the Forge and multiplayer offerings singled out as strong features. By March 2009 more than 1 billion online matches had been played. A prequel to the game, Halo 3: ODST, was released worldwide on September 22, 2009

Funny Sign Pictures

FUNKLEGEND — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:45:02 GMT

Doom 3 XboX Cheat Codes

FUNKLEGEND — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:00:37 GMT

Doom 3 Xbox Cheat Codes

Let me know if these work.

Infinite Ammo
First throw all your bullets then press and hold R, L then press x,b,b,x,y,y,y,a,a,x,x,a,y,b,x and you will have infinite ammo
submitted by: Alvaro Vazquez

Temp Invincibility
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (X) 4 Times

Show All Map
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (Y) 4 Times

Radiation Suit
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (X) 1 Time then Press (Y) 3 Times

Light Amplification Goggles
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (Y) 3 Times and (X) 1 Time

Invisibility
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (X) 2 Times then Press (Y) 2 Times

GOD Mode
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (A) 4 Times

All Weapons and Ammo, 200% armor
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (B) 4 Times

Give Chainsaw
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (B) 2 Times then Press (A) 2 Times

End Level
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (A) 2 Times then Press (B) 2 Times

Berserk Mode
Hold SPRINT (LT) and Press (X) 3 Times then Press (Y) 1 Time

All keys, all weapons, full ammo, 200% armor
Hold L trigger and press a,b,a,b

Skip checkpoints:
Hold L and press B, A, X, Y during game play to advance to the next checkpoint.

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: Cheat mode
Enter one of the following codes during game play. A sound will confirm correct code entry. Repeat the code to disable its effect. Note: These games are only available in Doom 3: Collector's Edition.

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: Toggle God and Degreelessness mode:
Hold L and press A(4).

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: All weapons, health, keys, and armor:
Hold L and press B(4).

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: Temporary invincibility:
Hold L and press X(4). .

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: Full map:
Hold L and press Y(4).

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: Berserk mode:
Hold L and press X(3), Y.

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: End level:
Hold L and press A(2), B(2).

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: Chainsaw:
Hold L and press B(2), A(2).

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: Invisibility:
Hold L and press X(2), Y(2)

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: Light Amplification Goggles:
Hold L and press Y(3), X.

Doom Ultimate and Doom 2: Radiation Suit:
Hold L and press X, Y(3).

Nightmare mode:
Complete the game once under any difficulty setting. When you start on Nightmare Mode. you will start with the Soul Cube.

Security CabinetCodes
Walk up to the security cabinet and enter these codes

opens cabinet 001 - 396
opens cabinet 003 - 483
opens cabinet 009 - 752
opens cabinet 013 - 586
opens cabinet 017 - 347
opens cabinet 023 - 531
opens cabinet 038 - 409
opens cabinet 039 - 102
opens cabinet 047 - 123
opens cabinet 048 - 123
opens cabinet 049 - 123
opens cabinet 054 - 246
opens the second 054 cabinet - 142
opens cabinet 063 - 972
opens cabinet 064 - 651
opens cabinet 079 - 364
opens cabinet 103 - 259
opens cabinet 104 - 579
opens cabinet 112 - 538
opens cabinet 114 - 715
opens cabinet 116 - 972
opens the second 116 cabinet - 624
opens cabinet 117 - 624
opens cabinet 213 - 371
opens cabinet 215 - 298
opens cabinet 217 - 624
opens cabinet 317 - 841
opens cabinet 386 - 836
opens cabinet 387 - 836
opens cabinet 452 - 571
opens cabinet 666 - 372
opens cabinet 669 - 468
opens both Martiain Buddies - 0508
Opens Weapons Storage 1 & 2 - 584
opens cabinet 078 - 364
opens cabinet 216 - 624
opens cabinet 210 - 298
opens monorail airlock-site 2 - 826
opens chief abrams office - 931
Opens Plasma Gun storage door - 972
Opens cabinet 21D - 298
opens lab A (unlabled door) - 627
opens cabinet 054 - 142

Defeating the Guardian Of The Soul Cube:
When fighting the Guardian Of The Soul Cube in hell, do not bother shooting his body. This is a waste of precious ammunition. Instead, blast his "searchers" with something with good coverage like the chaingun, and he will have to spawn more. When he does, a blue light will appear over his body. Shoot it with the rocket launcher. Do this a few times and he will die easily. Also, look in the room around the columns for ammunition, health, etc.

Defeating Sarge:
Be prepared to die a few times. Beware of the edge of the room, as you can fall off. Also, do not hide behind the pillars for too long. They will open up and arc electricity periodically. When you walk into the room, a giant bay door at the opposite end of the room will open, revealing the "new and improved" Sarge. As soon as that door opens a crack, start lobbing rockets in there. After you score about six good hits without being splattered by his BFG, break out the Soul Cube (that you should have charged before entering the room) and let him have it. It should kill him and heal you. Pick up the armor and ammunition around the room before continuing.

Defeating Imps:
If the Imp is jumping at you, blast it while it is in the air with the shotgun to kill it in one shot. This is slightly difficult to time.

As soon as an Imp has thrown a fireball at you, strafe around it with your shotgun equipped. Get very close to the front of the Imp and blast it in the chest. About 95% of the time, the Imp will die.

Defeating teleporting demons:
When a demon teleports in (generally signaled by whisperings, a red tint throughout the screen, and always red lightning in the location where they will appear), you will have a split second before they are able to attack. Take a good weapon (for example, a shotgun or chainsaw for imps and wraiths) and stand close by. For powerful creatures, such as Pinkys, use a ranged weapon and stand at a safe distance. Remember to save the game often

Saving ammunition:
If you can avoid it, try not to use weapons like the shotgun or others that have difficult to find ammunition on the weaker zombies. The flashlight (if you are fast enough) or just the pistol usually will suffice.

Pumped up Soul Cube:
After you acquire the Soul Cube, equip it and wait about one to two minutes. It will reveal its blades and spin for a very short time.

Bathroom scare:
After you have found the lost scientist and are returning to the main building, find your way back to the bathrooms. Stand in front of the mirror with your pistol then cycle through until your shotgun then get very close.

NBA 2k6 Xbox 360 Cheat Codes

FUNKLEGEND — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:57:41 GMT

NBA 2k6 Xbox 360 Cheat Codes

Unlock Uniforms:
At the main menu, select My NBA Live and then select NBA Codes to enter the password input screen. Enter the following passwords to unlock the corresponding cheats. If you entered the password correctly, you'll see a confirming message onscreen.
Passwords are case-sensitive.

2005-2006 Pacer Away Uniform: PSDF90PPJN
2005-2006 Pacer Home Uniform: SDF786WSHW

Unlock Secret Teams:

Unlock the 2K Sports Team: 2ksports
Unlock the NBA 2K6 Team: nba2k6
Unlock Visual Concepts Team: vcteam

Unlock Celebrity Players:

Unlock Celebrity Players in 24/7 Mode: ballers

Shoe Passwords:

Unlock Nike Air Zoom Kobe Shoes: kobe
Unlock Nike Up Tempo Pro Shoes: anklebreakers
Unlock Nike Zoom 20-5-5 Shoes: lebronsummerkicks

Aeon Flux - Ultra Password List (Xbox)

FUNKLEGEND — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:55:53 GMT

Aeon Flux - Ultra Password List (Xbox)

At the main menu, press Y, select Enter Cheat, and then enter the following combinations to unlock the corresponding cheats.

Action Movie Mode: BRAVO ALPHA GOLF MIKE ALPHA NOVEMBER
Free Fatalities: CHARLIE UNIFORM TANGO INDIA OSCAR NOVEMBER ECHO
God Mode: TANGO ROMEO INDIA ROMEO OSCAR XRAY
Invincibility: CHARLIE LIMA OSCAR NOVEMBER ECHO
One Hit Kills: BRAVO UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO FOXTROT SIERRA TANGO
Restore Health: HOTEL ECHO ALPHA LIMA MIKE ECHO
Unlimited Ammo: FOXTROT UNIFORM GOLF
Unlimited Power Strikes: LIMA CHARLIE VICTOR GOLF
Unlock All Replay Episodes: BRAVO ALPHA YANKEE OSCAR UNIFORM
Unlock All Slideshows: PAPA INDIA XRAY ECHO SIERRA
Unlock Bomber Outfit: JULIET ALPHA CHARLIE KILO ECHO TANGO
Unlock Extra Outfits: CHARLIE LIMA OSCAR TANGO HOTEL ECHO SIERRA
Unlock Fame Outfit: GOLF ROMEO ALPHA YANKEE
Unlock Mrs. Goodchild Outfits: WHISKEY HOTEL INDIA TANGO ECHO
Unlock Revelation Outfits: ALPHA ROMEO MIKE SIERRA
Unlock Seed Outfits: MIKE OSCAR VICTOR INDIA ECHO
Unlock War Outfits: BRAVO LIMA UNIFORM ROMEO

Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter - Unlockables Achievement List

FUNKLEGEND — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:53:00 GMT

Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter - Unlockables Achievement List

Cheats: Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter Xbox 360

Unlockables Achievement List
Complete the listed task to unlock the perspective achievement ranking.

Capture Ontiveros (hard)
Capture General Ontiveros alive

Capture Ontiveros (normal)
Capture General Ontiveros alive

Clear the way (hard)
Clear access to rebel HQ

Clear the way (normal)
Clear access to rebel HQ

Committed (Multiplayer)
Play for 8 hours straight in multiplayer

Complete the training mission
Complete the training mission

Coop 1-1
Win missions in the cooperative campaign

Coop 1-2
Win missions in the cooperative campaign

Coop 1-3
Win missions in the cooperative campaign

Coop 1-4
Win missions in the cooperative campaign

Deadly (Multiplayer)
Get 4 kills in 4 seconds or less in multiplayer

Eliminate defenses (hard)
Eliminate Chapultepek castle defenses

Eliminate defenses (normal)
Eliminate Chapultepek castle defenses

Escort Ruiz-Pena (hard)
Escort the Mexican president to US Embassy

Escort Ruiz-Pena (normal)
Escort the Mexican president to US Embassy

Falcon (Multiplayer)
Shoot down 100 helicopters in multiplayer

Heavyweight (Multiplayer)
Get a total of 10,000 kills in multiplayer

Locate the Football (hard)
Take the Football back from Carlos Ontiveros

Locate the Football (normal)
Take the Football back from Carlos Ontiveros

Master of Ceremonies
Host at least 1000 matches

Neutralize rebel outpost (hard)
Neutralize a rebel outpost blocking the highway

Neutralize rebel outpost (normal)
Neutralize a rebel outpost blocking the highway

Perfect chapter 1 (Multiplayer)
Complete all primary and secondary objectives in chapter 1

Protect US president (hard)
Locate and protect US president

Protect US president (normal)
Locate and protect US president

Reach Ramirez (hard)
Reach Captain Ramirez's position

Reach Ramirez (normal)
Reach Captain Ramirez's position

Reach the Football (hard)
Reach the Football's location

Reach the Football (normal)
Reach the Football's location

Secure Ballantine (hard)
Secure the US president

Secure Ballantine (normal)
Secure the US president

Secure US tanks (hard)
Take control of 50 US tanks stolen by rebels

Secure US tanks (normal)
Take control of 50 US tanks stolen by rebels

Sniper (Multiplayer)
Get a career total of 500 head shots in multiplayer

Solo champion (Multiplayer)
Climb to the top of the solo leaderboard

Team champion (Multiplayer)
Climb to the top of the team leaderboard

Unyielding (Multiplayer)
Get 30 kills before being killed in multiplayer

World Champion (Multiplayer)
Climb to the top of the universal leaderboard

NBA 2K10 Cheats

FUNKLEGEND — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:37:19 GMT

NBA 2K10 Cheats

Passwords

Entry Location:
Features > Codes

2ksports - 2K sports team
payrespect - ABA ball
nba2k - Unlock the 2K development team
vcteam - Unlock Visual Concepts team