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God of...WHOA WHAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HEAD?

Screenshot of Kratos killing a centaur that roamed the depths of hell as Phlegyas watches.

So yesterday I submitted my extremely detailed, heart felt review of the game God of War III that I have not played and do not anticipate with drool clenched teeth in the slightest.  I thought that it was simply my duty to inform the masses of my opinion that could not be properly formed.  After all this is the method I have been observing on GIO over the course of the last couple months.

The reception my extremely accurate review received was quite disheartening to say the least.  I was greeted swiftly with thunderous, caps locked, raged filled hearts ascending from Athens to ensure I received proper punishment.

 

Screenshot of Kratos preparing to execute an enemy with a move straight out of Dante's Inferno.

 

 Many felt the need to tell me blatant lies; assuming me to be ignorant.

"ok first off Dantes inferno is a rip off of god of war and GI even explained that it has the same conrtols as God of War. they story is great it takes a spin on the mythology and turns it into a great storyline. and play the actual game before you judge it its just the frickin demo"

"Dude, unless Dante's Inferno came out before God of War 1 then you might think to reverse that"

"No one has disputed the fact that "Dante's Inferno" has been heavily influenced by "God of War". Did you even read the review in G.I.? "

"Disillumination, you seem old enough to see the release of God of War I released in March 22, 2005.  Didn't it occur to you that maybe (just maybe), Dante's Inferno resembled the God of War series as closely as possible?"

"god of war was first they just make a *** clone with dante's inferno so before you talk *** about games first inform your self about them and don't come out with stupid *** "

 

I hate how they have misled consumers by adding 'III' to the end of the title.  Clearly its just there to make the title look more epic, like Dante's Inferno's.

You can imagine how baffled I was that so many had been misinformed.  You see, Dante's Inferno, which isn't even that good, came out on Feb. 9th.  God of War III has yet to be released!  I simply cannot comprehend what these people are talking about.

Some of the Greeks that were displeased with my review took more...aggressive routes to informing me of how inaccurate I was...

"Wow.... your a F*cking idiot.... God of War copies DANTES INFERNO!?!?!?! WTF??? I think God of War game out first on the ps2... if anything DANTES INFERNO copies God of War which it F*cking failed at greatly, DANTES INFERNO was a piece of Sh*t! First learn about a game before u review a game and u look like a total F*ucking idiot... you prolly didnt even play the first 2 games. Closing comments... your a F**king ***!!!"

"YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK AT LIFE AND NO NOTHING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES. SO GO DIE IN A HOLE YOU FAILURE. YOU KNOW NOTHING IF YOU THINK GOD OF WAR 3 SUCKS. SO DELETE THAT POST AND READ UP ON YOUR KNOWLEDGE, LOSER."

"Dude your a *** *** Dante's inferno is complete balls and DANTES INFERNO COPIES GOD OF WAR YOU IDIOT GOD OF WAR CAME OUT FIRST YOUR NOT EVEN A REAL GAMER SHUT THE *** UP AND DELET YOU ACCOUNT"

"Dude you probly don't even have a PS# so you talk *** about God Of War 3 because you can't get it that doesn't make you a game it makes you pathetic. You Fail."

"you should just keep your opinions locked inside that narrow minded mind set you have...dantes inferno was a rip off of god of war moron and a weak clone at that. next time you feel like voicing your immature thougths...dont"

 

Punctuation?  THIS IS SPARTA!

This ordeal doesn't appear to be over for me as there seems to be far more than 300 members to the God of War army; but I wish to state a few things in conclusion here.  First off, I absolutely despise rip-offs, and I would never take part of one.  This blog doesn't hold any influence from any other blogs, whatsoever, don't try and tell me otherwise.  Secondly, I apologize blood thirsty God of Warians, I did not intend to strike such a cold blow to your otherwise Phlegethon like veins; but third of all, God of War is a trashy attempt to copy the success of another game.  Don't deny it.

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