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Dinosaurs Tricked Me Into Playing Farmville!


I rarely play games on the iPad. Despite discovering legit games for it, I tend to avoid gaming on this controller-less device. I still haven't started Infinity Blade II, and I still haven't finished Machinarium or Superbrothers: Sword & Sorcery. One would think that a serious gamer like myself would dust-off the touch screen for something like the previously mentioned titles, but instead... what iOS game did I decide to start playing on said device? 

 

FARMVILLE.

FREAKING FARMVILLE.

 

Yep, that's right folks, I'm pretty sure I'm playing Farmville. 

Personally, I've always resisted playing ANY games on Facebook, including Farmville, because they seem like dumb time wasters that are more appealing to casual gamers than the hardcore crowd. So, I look at Farmville and say, "Hey, you look like a big, dumb waste of time, and I will NEVER play you - EVER!" But what happened? I'm playing it. How? Well, I'll tell you how - DINOSAURS, THAT'S how! That's right, a company named Ludia made a game called Jurassic Park Builder for iOS; and you know what I think? It's FARMVILLE with DINOSAURS.

 

Jurassic Park Builder:

 

FARMVILLE:

 

 

 

Let me show you again, in case you missed the similarity.

 

 

 

Jurassic Park Builder:

 

FARMVILLE:

 

 

DANG IT, LUDIA!

I think I've now played Farmville. Is it fun? Shut-up, I don't want to talk about it (yeah, it's fun.)

 

All fake, dramatic anger aside, it's games like this that make me question my perception of games. Perhaps it's not the genre I'm not interested in, but the way it's packaged. I wonder how many other games I might be willing to try if the setting and/or characters were changed. There are other questions to consider too, like: "Was it the Jurassic Park brand that sold it? What if it was called Farmville: Dinosaur Edition? Or Dinosaur Farm?" "Would I have tried Jurassic Park Builder if it was a Facebook game?" Hmmm... I don't know.

 

Comments
  • I got that game. Haven't played it yet. It's more like pocket zoo than farmville...not that I would know...
  • Mod
    I have read much of the work of Serious_Gamer. I have played many of the same games as Serious_Gamer. I have reviewed some of the same games as Serious_Gamer. You my friend, are no Serious_Gamer. ;)
  • LOL you made my day!
  • You're dead to me Dean! Dead like Lincoln!
  • Somehow...somehow this game has sucked me in as well. And I also seriously dislike Farmville lol.
  • Now comes the time where you start spamming invites to everyone under the sun for an extra special fence or something. ;)
  • Well, dinosaurs ARE pretty cool.
  • Haven't played it yet. I have two or three invitations in my Facebook account that I never use, and know that I've seen a screenshot of it, I might never play it. Who knows...
  • And yet another brave soul descends into the hell hole that are facebook and iOS games...born4this...we hardly knew ye...RIP.
  • Well I think I want to play it just because I want to have a farm with dinosaurs. I think dinosaurs naturally make things better, like bacon.
  • Wow. That's surprising. Re-skinned games I'd play are variations of well...I don't know. As for farming games, Minecraft survival mode does the trick. How else do you get food inside your house unless you have an animal barn?
  • I prefer Kairosoft's games to the F2P iOS games. Anyway, another laugher- good work mate!