The lights are on
Disclaimer: This is in response to this post made by Vote 4 Pedro.
I read this blog a little while ago, and while several points were made about why people would feel the need to insert themselves into every single blog/news post without making any contribution to the topic whatsoever. However, the writer failed to pinpoint the exact reason for this behavior. I'm here to educate.
You see, what high school health classes fail to mention is the undeniable fact that typing the word "First" as many times a day, on other peoples' blogs, is capable of enlarging the male genitalia by up to 3 inches per week. No, this is no joke. It's been medically proven by several doctors over the past few months, and is arguably the biggest medical breakthrough of the 21st century.[1]
Forget about ExtenZe or any other such product. All you have to do is be a *** and you'll have the biggest penis in town. One of the best known subscribers to this method is none other than Tommy Lee, drummer of Mötley Crüe. And if you're on the internet, you probably already know how it's worked for him.
Footnotes:[1] Nobody has argued this point, although it's a good argument. Dr. Dre knows everything.
First!
Oh sorry, I couldn't resist the urge of making my genitalia larger =P
not first hahah
But in all seriousness, the whole "First!" thing is pretty stupid. Heck, the GI editors often "First" their own blog posts just to keep people from being idiots. And to add an extra 5 points to their score in their profile. Sneaky little punks.
i agree completely lol i noticed that points r important.
Well, Dr. Dre even knows the secret behind the 23 natural flavors of Dr. Pepper so...
What's not to trust?
Hmm. Yeah, now that i think about it, this site in a way encourages behavior like tha-
I can make my genitals bigger? FirstFirstFirstFirstFirst
Any time the editors post First its just to call attention to the post. It will show up on the activity screen and people will be drawn to it.
If it did make you penis bigger to comment first, I'm sure more than half of the male members would be on the prowl to be first, hahaha.
It's basically like saying, "BUMP!" and if you don't know what stands for, it doesn't matter. It just means that although they might not be contributing to what people are saying, they are giving it a thumbs up and popularity, so it's a loss when it comes to an answer, but it's a call to action in another way. I got to be honest, though, I thought this would have something to do with Pandemic going under, took a wrong turn lol.
Wow, never knew that. :)
Oh Dre...... thanks so much for his medical wisdom.