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Why I choose not to partake in User Reviews

I know, Saint and BlackHeartedWolf will probably get upset by that title, but let me explain. I am really glad Saint tried to get the campaign to get the user review section to be a community like the blogging community. I think that is a great thing to attempt, but sadly it appears not to have worked. I do not have money to purchase new games, so almost all of my games are older than the games that have pages on Gameinformer. I posted a review for Donkey Kong Country Returns a while ago, but never posted another since then.

The User review section is a wonderful idea. Take the thoughts you have of games, write them down, and let other people read them and see how good the game is. I love reading real user reviews. Whenever someone post a review in the blog section, I usually look at it, because I know it will be a good one. I know the people who post here, and they write high quality stuff.

Unfortunately, the user review section is not that at all. 

The first problem is the early reviews. It is really annoying to see a review that goes something like this: "Skyrim looks amazing, I loved Oblivion, so it should be AmAzInG." That is super annoying. It is even more annoying when you see a review on November 10 that says this about Skyrim: "I have rarely ever put so much time into a game as I have put into this game." How did this person do that. First off, the game shouldn't even be out, and even if he did get it early, then how did he put so much time in, when it just would have come out. It doesn't make sense. Often, the early reviews claim to have played the game, which would be pretty impossible.

Second thing is the lack of real review. This is often the case in user reviews, and it is quite sad. A review goes somewhat like this, " This must be the best zelda game ever ign and this site gave it a 10!!!!!!!"

First off, this is an early review for a game that is not out until next week. Second, that is the entire review. Are you kidding? At least tell me why you think it will be amazing, or something. The sad thing is some actual reviews are that size as well.

"..what an experience it has been.  Sure, I have had my rear served up on a platter being a N00b and all, but its actually kind of fun with this game!  :o)  The campaign is even cool.  Glad I purchased it!!!" Real review, no kidding. How does someone get an accurate impression of a game with a "review" that long. You can't. All you can tell is that dude liked the game, but you have no idea why, or if it is any good for you.

Then there is the rant review. These are particularly annoying because they really don't even talk about the game. Why even put up a "review if you are just going to complain. Here is an example:

"Apparently Dead Rising 2 and Resident Evil 5 are equally as good as Fallout 3, Oblivion, and Skyrim. Dead Rising 2 was cheap, lame, quick, terrible, and shoddy. Compared to RE4, RE5 is a laughing stock. This is why people shouldn't take what Game Informer says seriously. I bet if Capcom made the game, it would have gotten a 10. They rate games too hastily. Just the fact that awful games get the same ratings (sometimes better ratings) as amazing, well-put together games like Fallout 3 and Oblivion, makes my brain hurt. I definitely don't think New Vegas was nearly as good as Fallout 3, but an 8.5? Seriously, Game Informer? Skyrim deserves a 10. Don't let these people tell you otherwise. Listen to actual customers' reviews- people who know and love video games, not people like Game Informer or any other site like it. You might as well have the idiots at Game Stop give a review too."

Legitimate review in the reviews section for Skyrim. This is what bugs me. A review is an opinion of the writer. If a writer believes that a game deserves a 9.5, such as the reviewer for Dead Rising 2 or Resident Evil 5, then that is there right. A person can not declare what game is infinitely better. No one can, it is a matter of preference.

People also need to realize that a review is based on something else. Comparing Skyrim to Dead Rising is like comparing Halo to Tetris. The games have nothing in common. I don't think people get that. A game review is based on the actual game and what other offerings are available on that console or in that genre. Giving a N64 game a 10 and then giving an Xbox game a 9 doesn't mean the 64 game is better, it means they are both good and one was the best game of its time. The Xbox game isn't the best of its time.

Then this reviewer even goes on to say that Gameinformer doesn't know and love video games. Really? That is there job to know video games. No one would have a job in video game journalism if they didn't love video games, so that comment is just ignorant.

Having blatant fanboy-ism doesn't help either. I really want to know if this guy has actually even played the game.

That's not all- at least this review was well written and didn't look like it was written by a two year old. That is exactly what I would use to describe the next review. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE

"any one gave this game under 7.50 is a bf player!even if you dnt mention it!we all know!bf campaign is a 10!that frost bite 2 looks so beautiful!multi is an 8!so 9.50 all together BF!mw3 gets a nine just because bf graphics are better!SO....LETS ALL BE REASONABLE NOW!that user rating is showing some HATERISM!!"

I don't even remember what game this was for. I can't tell by the review. I think it was on Modern Warfare 3, but it looks like it is praising Battlefield, but the score was a nine. I just don't know what to take from this review.

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Scratch that. I know that this is a key reason why I have nothing to do with the review section. People like this. He is probably five, or I guess, just by the way it is written. So many exclamation points and horrible grammar. Haterism? I love the made up word as well. It's like text speak gone horribly wrong.

That doesn't mean all reviews are bad. Matthew Fugere, a blogger whom has put out some great stuff, left a review on Portal 2. It is a really cool review o say the least. It is quite lengthy, so I'll just post a link to it.

This is what gives me hope for that section of Gameinformer, intelligent people posting high quality reviews. That is why i love our bloggers, all of our post are like that. Still until I see some improvement in the user review section, I think I will avoid it.

What are your opinion on the user blogs? Is there hope or are they gone and beyond redemption? Do you submit reviews, do you read them? Do you think I am over reacting?

Comments
  • Mod
    Just a note, Blaze. Skyrim released earlier in Europe and Australia than it did here in the US due to time zone differences, so it's very well possible that the person could've played the game. A nice blog otherwise, but refusing to post user reviews of good quality isn't going to stop others from posting crappy ones.
  • Mod
    A few comments...first of all, why would I be upset if you don't partake in user reviews? Doesn't bother me even a little bit. I think people took my "challenge" far too serious...and oh by the way...as far as not working...I'm not done yet. There is a need for good user reviews and there are a few people who are stepping up. People always want to help and "get noticed" at Game Informer...by the staff and by the community - well the best way to do that is find a hole an fill it. Guys like Samurai Zero are doing just that and I will do everything in my power to promote and support guys like that. The garbage user reviews, while a bit more rampant than the blog section, is no different. We have our share of substandard blogs too. Where would we be if the bloggers gave up because of that. I'm always amazed at how many people will blog about how bad the user review section is instead of trying to help fix it, but hey...that's just me.
  • Hey Blaze. Let me first say I understand exactly how you feel. I've thought that way about every example you gave (and I still do when I read the reviews like that). I post reviews in the user reviews because 1)I love writing about video games and this is a great community that seems to appreciate my writing (not saying my writing's great, just appreciated), 2)I want to be a professional video games journalist one day and I hope that this may help me in some way if I get my reviews out there and noticed, and 3) because I feel like I am, in some small way, supporting the GIO community when I post user reviews. Just because I HATE the way some people treat the user review section, I'll still keep posting, and supporting guys like Saint who support this community so deeply, in hopes of maybe influencing a few people to do the same, and in time make the user review section just as successful as the blog section. And I feel like I have talked way to much now, lol.
  • Mod
    I wouldn't give up on the user reviews yet, I mean after all they were/are in disarray, this doesn't fix itself overnight, it takes a lot of time, patience, and perseverance.
  • Silly Blaze, trolls don't know what Frostbite 2 is. Anyway, a good read and I entirely agree with it.
  • Glad you liked my review! Thanks for even reading it. I get that it can feel like your work is just going to get unnoticed amidst the saturated silliness, but Saint, Samurai, and Mojo are all right. If enough people support the community with insightful and well written content, the hyperbolic and meaningless content will eventually get overshadowed. Just keep writing with purpose and keep reading from the people who actually try, and everything will turn out fine.
  • I hate user reviews. On all sites, you can't ever trust them. That's why I use metecritic to look at all the reviews for a game and read them throughly to see if the game seems like something I'd play. Great post, as always
  • User reviews are messed up everywhere, not just here on GI. For example, MW3 had a 2.7 user review score the day it came out. Like, those people finished the campaign, and played hours of multiplayer on the first day. I wish user reviews everywhere would get better.
  • Maybe instead of avoiding the user review section you should contribute to it. ‘The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.’ Edmund Burke
  • I've recently started getting really annoyed with user reviews lately. One that thing that irks me is how when somebody doesn't enjoy a highly reviewed game, it just had to be a fixed score. The company definitely paid for that 9.75 *rolls eyes*.
  • I don't know. Yes most of the user reviews are complete trash, but there are legitimae ones that were actual people's opinion. User reviews are like the Internet itself. When you sift through all the trash, you will find something worthwhile.
  • I couldn't agree more, I can't stand seeing all of these short reviews with their bad grammar or lack of content. I also don't like it when people just give a game a straight up 0 just because of one thing or 10 when the game was just good. People should have to go through a test or some sort of assessment. Perhaps sending in a sample review for someone to look over who would then decide if the user would be given rights to write reviews. That might create more work for gameinformer, but I know I would definitely look at more user reviews and maybe even participate if there weren't so many annoying finds.
  • I dont think its beyond redemption, but definitively needs a major tune up. It would be nice if they made it so someone couldnt review the game before the release date, but that might take a large amount of coding and work for little payoff. I guess the best we can hope for is for those who abuse the review system to get bored and move on and those who have legitimate opinions move in. I dont feel you have to be a great writer or make it really long, just that you have proper grammar, it actually says the good and bad of the game, and most importantly, the actually played the game. I hope this day comes, but i wont hold my breath.

  • I agree for the most part. I don't look at user reviews that much for many of the reasons you've outlined, but I think the most egregious is the "haven't played the game yet" category. This is just ridiculous. I went to check out the new Assassin's Creed GI review a few days ago, and saw 5 user reviews. "What's this?" I asked myself. Mayhap a person with a lucky advance copy and some interesting insight into this highly anticiapted game? Nope. Just 5 dorks who gave a game they haven't even experienced yet a score. Not to get too upset over a pretty small thing, but there should be some kind of ban on these reviews. Its just a waste of space.

    I've personally written a couple of user reviews myself. Mostly just for fun and just to try it out, but if my experience with a game (taking the process seriously) can legitimately help a person decide whether to rent or buy a game or invest time in it, then all the better. The problem is those reviews we're talking about that are essentially just a waste of time to even have to scroll past. Unfortunately they make people (like me at times, admittedly) skip user reviews just to not have to look at the inanity. However, that also makes people miss some possibly well written and informative reviews, and cheats the authors of those user reviews who invested their time of some fun or valuable feedback.

    Just an opinion from someone who's written a couple and will probably write some more reviews, but with a few criteria. I'll only review a game if I've finished it or if it's so bad I quit playing it. I will write a review of a game if I feel I can bring at least a little bit of a fresh perspective. For example, I just finished Alpha Protocol, and thought I would write a review. Just for curiosity's sake, I looked up the GI review just to recall what they said about it. Goodbye my review. Why? Because there was no way I was going to say anything about the game Joe Juba hadn't already said. Just about every point I had in my head about the game, Joe nailed in his review (which is one reason I like GI so much-mostly spot-on reviews). So no need for my review, obviously. But if I feel like there's something I can say about a game that might add something new to the discussion and I have the time, why the hell not?