I hate to post so much stuff and clutter up user blogs, but this is important. Like I announced earlier, one of my articles was recently accepted by none other than Cracked.com, one of the biggest names in Internet comedy and d*ck jokes. I promised a link to it when it got published, and guess what? That day is today.

Before reading, keep in mind that this is Cracked. My article is obscene, profane, and contains one reference to plant porn and cross-dressing. Seriously.

Also, be sure to comment here. I'll actually respond here because your comment won't be buried by the other 500,000 readers. That's not an exaggeration, the article passed 600,000 hits a while back. Really, don't forget to come back here to comment. I'm dying to know what you all think.

Read both pages too.

As a side note, pay no attention to the author's name as it could not possibly be me in real life. Nope... no way. Ignore the man behind the curtain.

Anyway, I've delayed enough. Without any further ado, Crusty Librarian Comedy is unbelievably proud to present:

6 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Are Screwing

With Pirates


If you're reading this, I assume you've just finished the article. What did you think? Awesome, or what?

Edit #1: Just passed a million hits!

Edit #2: The views have slowed down. I've only gotten 150,000 hits in the past couple hours. I can't believe I just wrote that.