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Interned Insights 6: Bullet Time Twinkie

OMG, such spongy yellow deliciousness! (And no, I’m not eating Sponge Bob!) I know I said I was going to start running more, but I absolutely cannot pass up a Twinkie. I’m writing this from a gas station with a mountain bike strapped to the roof of my friend Jamie’s car, so I can indulge, right?

Jamie and I have this ritual when it comes to eating Twinkies. We call it Bullet Time Twinkie.

Step 1:  Free the yellow cake from its plastic wrapping.
Step 2:  Like a good wine, let the Twinkie breathe for at least ten seconds by performing the Tada Kimasu air waving ritual.
Step 3:  Focus! Focus really really hard. This will in effect slow down time and prolong the about-to-ensue taste bliss.
Step 4:  Gently take the Twinkie between thumb and index finger.
Step 5:  Focus harder!
Step 6:  Bite and  enjoy the moment.
Step 7: Repeat steps 3-7.

If you follow this ritual with absolute dedication and focus, you can control the time-space continuum and will experience a Bullet Time Twinkie moment that can last up to 2 minutes of bliss per bite.
(results may vary. as a last resort, use the "focus" button on your controller.)

 

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