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Brandon recently attended the midnight screening of Twilight on Thursday night. He was a little too excited to tell me all about it, and here's the facebook message he sent me:
It was tight as HELL dude! I got my tix in advance cause I aint no amatuer. I got to the theater, like 12 days early! Haha just playin, playa, it wasn't that long. more like a day early. I had the Team Jacob sign and a chair to sit on and EVERYTHING! course I had to bring some grub. My baby bro came around and hooked me up with some steak. it was funny, though, dude, I told these little girls it was warewolf steak and they was all like "That's wrong! You on Team Jacob!" and I was all like "Your right! I meant to say its the remains of a vampire!" They got a little weirded out and decided to go to the back of the line.
Baby bro was all like "Brandon, lemme watch New Moon with you! I really want to see it!" and I told him it was probably gonna be too scary for him 'cause he saw a warewolf flick when he was a kid and he wet the bed for a week after. Worst week of my life. So I sent him away and these other girls were walkin' down the line. I said "Hold up! You ain't goin' anywhere NEAR the front of the line!" They said to me "Boy, dontchu think your too old fo' some movie aimed for teenagers?!?" So I did my best impression of a warewolf and they ran scared. It was tight.
Well it finally came time to go inside. It was crazy, dude! I sat dead center. Best seat in the house. I put up my sign and the people behind me were all like "Dude! I can't see the screen! Get your sign the F out of here!" So I took the sign and whacked the dude over the head with it. He just ripped it up and threw it on the floor. I told him that sign took me forever to make! I got so pissed, man. So I slapped him upside his head. He then put me in a head lock and gave me a nookie and I was all like "HELL NAW!" And we got in a stupid fight and got kicked out cause it was upsetting somebody's kids or something. Something stupid.
I'm still a little on edge that I invested that much time in a movie with no results. What's even worse is that I got banned from the theater 'cause that was, like, the third time I got in a fight. I don't know. So now I gotta wait for the DVD. I hate that guy.