The lights are on
I received a harsh lesson tonight on how not to play strategy games. Learn from my mistakes with a blow-by-blow recap of the fall of Bonertropolis.
When developers eschew tried-and-true methods of handling basic game mechanics for those of the more irritating and archaic variety, we all lose... our sanity.
A friend from the dorms desperately wanted to unlock Liu Kang. So much so that he fell for my fake message board posts filled with impossible in-game tasks.
Ugh. Seriously? I watched Far Cry?
Have you ever wondered what attending a day of video game press
conferences is like? Allow me to tell the story of my day today and just
how very exciting the life of a game journalist can be.
***There are Expendables spoilers in this article. If you're the type
of person that's worried about getting a few parts of a gleefully dumb action movie
spoiled for you, don't read it. If you (understandably) don't care about
getting "plot" points of this testosterone-fest spoiled, read on***