I'm going to say something crazy, better sit down for this.

I think ... I think I'm going to cancel my PS4 pre-order.

Before you start emailing me on the matter, hear me out. It's not that I'm not going to get one, because obviously I am. It's that I don't think there's anything I want to play at launch! Sure there are games I'd play and would probably even like, but I want to be reallLLllLlLLLlly excited about this next gen business and I've come to realize that isn't going to happen until next year.

Can we still be friends?


Is there a better GTA selfie? No.

IKEA product or death metal band? 18/20

I shall call this piece: The Online Life, 2013.

Chris Hardwick has the right of things in Bioshock.

Spotted at the Twin Cities Marathon last weekend. YES!

Adding cream to your coffee actually keeps it warmer. Because SCIENCE!

A grand taxonomy of Shakespearean insults. Thou whoreson senseless villain! Heh, yeap. I shall endeavor to use this in casual conversation this weekend.

The McDonald's tasting menu. "The slow-cooked beef with blueberry pomegranate sauce and Mac Fry gnocchi comes from McD's chef Jessica Foust, and was, without a doubt, the best of the night. It's their burger beef before it gets ground, plus blueberries and pomegranates from the smoothies, thinly ribboned carrots, and French fries magically turned into gnocchi." My brain is mush after reading this.

The Breaking Bad auction is up and it raised almost a million dollars. You guys, someone paid $10k for Walt's tighty whities.

Best tour rider ever makes me want to be a rockstar when I grow up. Related: more famous riders.

Tom Hiddleston as Owen Wilson as Loki. Wait, what?! I had to read that 3 times.

Moon night light. What's the age limit on this item? Asking for a friend.

An abandoned (haunted?!?) NASA launch site you can visit.

How about a new desktop wallpaper for your time.

Oh Fox News, look at you go.

Hello, doormat.

50 states, 50 sandwiches.

Adventures of a serial trespasser.

The moustache directory. For the guys in my office.

Pimp my Lego camper. Anyone have Xzibit's phone number?

Louis C.K.'s latest special Oh My God is available DRM-free for $5.

Is it my ACNL brain, or does this guy look like he's straight from Animal Crossing?

5 board games that could ruin friendships. Surprised BSG didn't make the list. That one is guaranteed to ruin your weekend in all the best ways.

QOTD: What was the last album you obsessed over? A quick look at my iPod shows it’s Kanye’sYeezus and Selena Gomez. It’s like I don’t even know me sometimes.

It's decorative gourd season motherf****rs. I link to this every year. See you in 2014! (And um, adult language warning.)

Origami street art. Random acts of delight make me so happy.

*h/t Tim for today's title