If I had even an ounce of the mechanical engineering talent of Lego builder Akiyuky, I would quit Game Informer and spend my days trying to build functioning Dinobots. Akiyuky has assembled one of the most elaborate Lego contractions to date, which is similar to this blue ball machine, only louder and more expensive. This device runs a ball through its 17 different stations every second. Some of these sections are mind-boggling feats of Lego assembly.

I still haven't figured out how to properly put a cape on the Dracula minifig. The odds of me every doing something this cool? Negative five billion.