Last week, Game Informer's Jeff Cork revealed his super classy artistic masterpiece. While I could never see myself putting a half-nude image on my wall, my thoughts changed today when I spied the intense image above. I haven't cleared my plans with my wife Kelly yet, but come the end of the week, this painting will likely be hanging over my fireplace.

This image of Ian Malcolm is just one of many art pieces on display at Brandon Bird's Jurassic Park art show running this weekend in Alhambra, CA. If you live in the nearby vicinity, you'd be stupid not to put aside an hour to check out this exhibit. I don't know how much the Ian Malcolm art will set me back, but I can't think of a better investment for the house. I hear the price of Goldblum is skyrocketing! Check out Brandon's website for more details and more art next week.