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31 Reasons Why I'll Be Broke By The End Of 2011

You may not realize it yet, but video games' busy season is upon us. The release of Gears of War 3 next Tuesday starts a string of 10 consecutive weeks holding at least one game I hope to purchase. I tried to save up as much cash as I could, and even worked out an agreement with my wife Kelly that allowed for $30 from each of my paychecks to be put in a separate video game fund. Even with all of my saving, I look to be about a billion dollars shy of having the funds needed to buy everything I want this year. Yes, I know, most people don't always get what they want, but that doesn't mean I can't complain about it.

The games below are on my wish list. Feel free to provide your very own list in the comments section.


GEARS OF WAR 3
– September 20
I'm going to finish this fight. Or is it find my dad? Either way, I'm looking forward to seeing how Epic finishes this story.

X-MEN DESTINY – September 27
The jury is still out on this one, but we're due for a quality X-Men game. Silicon Knights is also due for a hit after Too Human.

ICO AND SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS COLLECTION – September 27
Yes, I've already played these games and have them stuffed away in a box in my closet. I now need to play them in HD!

DARK SOULS – October 4
Phil insists that he wants to train me in Dark Souls. He says he wants to be "the old man to my Rocky." Not sure what that means, but I can't wait to get my ass kicked playing this game.

RAGE – October 4
So you're telling me that this FPS runs at 60 frames per second, features extensive looting, and is set in a post apocalyptic world? Sounds like something I might like to play.


SPIDER-MAN: EDGE OF TIME – October 4
Beenox's first Spider-Man title was one of my surprise games of 2010 and I have a feeling that the sequel will be every bit as good.

ACE COMBAT: ASSAULT HORIZON – October 11
I'm a huge fan of the series, and can't wait to see what Namco has in store for this installment.

DEAD RISING 2: OFF THE RECORD – October 11
Dead Rising 2 just wasn't the same without dear, old Frank West snapping photos of zombies doing stupid things.

FORZA 4 – October 11
I'm not a car enthusiast by any stretch of the imagination, but I do love this series and the sense of progression it offers.

SESAME STREET: ONCE UPON A MONSTER – October 11
Don't judge! It's a Double Fine production!

SKYLANDER: SPYRO'S ADVENTURE – October 14
I'm curious to see how collectible action figures work with a video game.


BATMAN: ARKHAM CITY – October 18
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and Batman: Arkham City are my two most anticipated games of the year. October 18 marks the first day of a five day gaming vacation for me!

RATCHET & CLANK: ALL 4 ONE – October 18
The classic gamer in me would much prefer a traditional Ratchet & Clank game. Who knows, though, four-player co-op could make for a more entertaining experience.

KIRBY'S RETURN TO DREAMLAND – October 25
I think the name sums it up. I've been waiting for this for over a decade. Actually, I never knew he left. Regardless, Kirby usually delivers sizable platforming thrills.

SILENT HILL DOWNPOUR – October 25
After Dead Space 2, I've been looking for a quality horror game. Konami needs to get this series back on track.

THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD: OVERKILL EXTENDED CUT – October 25
The Wii version was one of the funniest (and most profane) games I've ever played. More is always welcome, Sega. Please bring us a Super Extended Cut on Xbox 360 next.

BATTLEFIELD 3 – October 25
I cannot wait for the Battlefield 3 versus Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 smack talk to begin! I'm not throwing my hat into either camp at this point. I'm excited for both of 'em.


UNCHARTED 3: DRAKE'S DECEPTION – November 1

I gave the last game a 10. Yes, I want to play the sequel.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: WAR IN THE NORTHNovember 1
An untold Lord of the Rings story with co-op sounds like a weekend well spent.

LEGO HARRY POTTER: YEARS 5-7 – November 1
I've played every LEGO game to completion and have no intention of stopping any time soon.

METAL GEAR SOLID: HD COLLECTION – November 8
I'm convincing myself that these games need to be played again in HD. I'm a sucker for minor changes. By the way, did I tell you I purchased the Star Wars Blu-rays?


CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 3 – November 8
This is easily the biggest release of the year. Can Infinity Ward rebound after the layoffs? Does this series' multiplayer still have teeth?


THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM – November 11
This is the day I say goodbye to my wife and friends for a good month. I'm going to kill so many dragons!

SUPER MARIO 3D – November 13
A new portable Mario title is exactly what I need for my travels.

SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD – November 15
Why is this game releasing four days after Skyrim? I know I'm going to sink over 100 hours into both of these games.


ASSASSIN'S CREED: REVELATIONS – November 15
Ubisoft is promising answers in this installment. Remember when the creators of Lost delivered that promise?

JURASSIC PARK – November 15
Dinosaurs. Jurassic Park theme. Nuff said.

HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED ANNIVERSARY – November 15
How much money am I spending on game re-releases?

RAYMAN ORIGINS – November 15
Ubisoft is really releasing Rayman and Assassin's Creed on the same day? Isn't there a law out there that states that a company can't release two triple-A games on the same day?

NEED FOR SPEED: THE RUN – November 15
I'm a little wary of the out-of-car action at this point, but I do like seeing EA take chances with one of its flagship franchises.


THE LEGEND OF ZELDA:  SKYWARD SWORD – November 20
Shigeru Miyamoto just announced that this game will feature between 50 and 100 hours of gameplay. Best news I've heard at the wrong time of the year.

Obviously, there's always a chance a few of these titles will be pushed into 2012, or may be of a quality that doesn't demand an immediate purchase. I'll weigh my purchasing decisions on the launch day of each game. No matter what happens, it looks like we'll all have a huge back catalog to catch up on come the new year.

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Comments
  • Smuggle the games out of the office when you get them for reviews.

    And Lego Harry Potter, really?
  • I will be buying all of these except Need for Speed, Spyro, Sesame Street, and Harry Potter. And I don't even have a job in the gaming industry. Also...will you give me a job in the gaming industry?
  • Once I get Skyrim in my hands, I think I'll be able to wait until I have more money for other games.
  • I vote Sesame Street game of the year.
  • RIP wallet
  • I'm looking forward to the majority of the games you just listed. My top 3 most anticipated titles: 1. Uncharted 3 2. Arkham City 3. Skyrim.
  • Wow, did not realize that many major titles were releasing through a period of only three months. So with that said, I look forward to Skyrim the most but several of the games you have posted are on my wish-list also (Battlefield 3, Batman Arkham City, Modern Warfare 3, Spiderman:Edge of Time, Gears of War 3.) Besides that and whats listed, I also look forward to finishing the Mass Effect trilogy, reuniting with old friends in Final Fantasy 13 part 2 (release date unknown), and going crazy with plasmid in Bioshock Infinity.
  • The only games I'm getting this year are Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3, and maybe Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary.

    EDIT: Oh. Maybe Assassin's Creed: Revelations too.
  • My wallet has never been so scared..
  • May the interest rates have mercy on our souls

  • Well if you wanted the Jurassic Park theme, just have Tim sing it for you.

  • I could cut out over half of those, but thats just mah personal opinion.

  • My friends the end of days begins. The video game industry will not be destroyed by iphones or ipads but by itself. Each year and especially each holiday season, the industry will release more and more amazing games that demand our time and money. It's only a matter of time to see if the end will come because we have no money any more, or because we will never hear of and buy any new games coming out as we spend the rest of our lives glued to the TV screen with our pitiful attempts to whittle down our backlogs of doom
  • I cant wait for this, this could possibly be the biggest year for releases, in my opinion. For me I will be getting (This year) Battlefield 3, Skyrim. (Next year) Batman: AC, Ace Combat, Uncharted 3. It sucks, but i'm not rich, so im'a have to wait a bit for some. Yay 2011!

  • I am going to be even more broke now that I started getting into comics with the new DC launch. The first Detective Batman was awesome by the way, which makes me even more excited for Arkham City.

    Skyrim...Yep...skipping two days of college for Skyrim...Totally worth it.

  • I have 24 reasons that match yours, and I would add Mario Kart 7 and Cave Story 3D, plus the games I missed from earlier this year like Mortal Kombat, Resistance 3, Warhammer 40K: Space Marine, Ocarina 3D, Star Fox 64 3D, and Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet. And who knows when I will buy whatever I end up missing from this holiday, since in just the first four months next year I want Final Fantasy XIII-2, SSX, Kingdoms of Amalur, The Darkness II, Max Payne 3, Twisted Metal, XCOM, Mass Effect 3, The Witcher 2, and Ghost Recon. I need about 12 more jobs I'd say.
  • You bought the Star Wars DVD'S on Blue Ray? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  • Skyward Sword, Modern Warfare 3, and Uncharted 3. I've been on and off about the others so I'll just stick with the ones I know I'll be satisfied with and will entertain me for months to come.

  • 0_0 That's a lot of games
  • Good lord, I'm only getting two or three this holiday! reidlos needs to help me choose between Rage and Skyrim!
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