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This preacher brings up some pretty good points. Pokemon. Satan. Think about it.
Note: The above is not an actual photograph of Pikachu, I made that in Photoshop.
This sobering video was brought to my attention by the fine folks at Everything is Terrible!
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Is this actually real....Because that's hilarious.
Awww, I played for years and never learned to contact the spirit world.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha, woooooow. Seems like he takes his own advice, "don't think." Lol. This guy is the reason for the dent in my desk. I can't help but slam my head down everytime a moron opens his mouth.
wait.... WHAT!?!
I can't wait for this jackass to get caught with his pants down. What really scares me though is the sea of bobbing heads in front of him while he's spewing forth this venom. When we as a species finally understand that spirituality is an individually realized, exercised and fully subjective concept, we will then know peace and Pokemon.
Amen. Hallelujah. Catch 'em all.
Ha. Pokemon is destroying America's children. Game Freak must be stopped.
Gotta set fire to 'em all.
@ Matt
Togepi. He/She/It seems entirely too happy all time, it is kind of freaky, plus, what is it hiding that it never fully comes out of it's egg?
Shuckle has some shifty eyes as well and good place to hide whatever it is it is hiding.
oh god... i still love pokemon and buy all the RPG handheld versions. i don't think i ever thought about summoning demons and spirits or killing. this guy obviously cannot see the world through anyone's eyes but his own. sad sad man i pray for ya.
Ugh... I'm showing this to my father. He'll believe every word of it.
Most Satanic...uhh...dude. It's Chansey. You know it. Fat pink thing that pops out eggs. Or maybe..SNORLAX.
I want what this dude is smoking.
Don't say crap about Togepi. He's the best!! Sableye looks like an imp. And Christianity is just an evil corporation. I lose faith in humanity every time I hear someone say that there is an all powerful, all present God who created everything and loves all, yet contradicts himself in his book all the *** time!! Sure I believe in God, but not that children's story god.
is that a joke
We all know the primary main objective of Pokemon is to destroy the evil power not to learn witchcraft.
South Park references aside this main is just stupid. It actually makes me mad this a person not only believes in something this idiotic but preaches it to other people who are obviously going to pick up a similar mind set.
Most Satanic Pokemon... Man that's tough.. I would say it has to be Jigglypuff as shown in the video. I mean, seriously, if you don't think that marker slinging cartoon character is Satanic then there's something wrong with you :P
It is sad that people like this have to go an ruin the view of normal religious people in society...
And furthermore, it almost sounded as if he was saying that the reason kids commit violence is because there is no real consequence in video games. So is his he saying if video games were more violent and you died, kids wouldn't play?
Wow... just wow... I think I'm Satan now. I play Pokemon, use the internet, and watch television. I'm not going to heaven because I do these things. That means almost the whole world will go to Hell, that's a nice thought.
Man, I call PHAIL sir. DX
Yes, Pokemon is the problem and D&D died in the 80's. Now we have to worry about things, what with the machine guns and uzis over "role play" and "rock music" and "internet." Let's get back to basics. Back to stoning folks who are different!
"Satan takes Pokemon seriously." I think he's caught them all.
Oh My Gosh, this video is so stupid it made me laugh.