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Watch Me Murder Dan In L.A. Noire

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by Joe Juba on May 25, 2011 at 11:30 AM
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It's the case of The Shoved Sucker! After encountering my co-worker Dan Ryckert in L.A. Noire, I decided to stop at nothing until he was dead.

Unfortunately, this isn't as easy as it sounds. Most Rockstar games make it easy to harass/kill random civilians, but you can't pull guns or attack people in L.A. Noire at will. It's even difficult to run people over.

Anyway, I got sick of seeing Dan endlessly dodge my attempts to run him over with my car. So I carefully shoved him to the edge of a cliff and...well, you can guess what happened. But just to confirm your suspicions, you should probably watch the video below.

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  • by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 11:55 AM
    Absolutely brilliant, I think I'll get a fire truck and run him off that cliff myself next time I play that mission.

    PS: The best way to kill someone with a vehicle is to back over them after you knock them down. The keep rolling back and forth over their body until they don't get up. Normally takes three tries.
  • by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    It's funny that he's in the mission people complain about most often... Worth noting, at least. ;)

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:01 PM
    I love how Galloway keeps wondering why you're going after "this guy." Doesn't he know who Dan is????
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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    Man, that's cold.

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    I feel like we're going to be seeing a ton of videos of Dan getting killed in this game

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    If only I could put my brother into a video game...

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:13 PM
    Daaaaang. Joe just shoved him off the cliff with no hesitation. Like a boss.
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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    Ha. I was waiting for somebody to do this.

    Dan's character is a massive sissy. He just stood there letting you push him to his death.

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:33 PM
    You know what would be rad? A video that's like this but a good 10 or 15 minutes longer and featuring Reiner and myself.
  • by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:38 PM
    Nice. I love the tag, "Joe is the best."
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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:44 PM
    Well that's just not nice. What'd Dan ever do to y-...

    Oh yeah. I've seen Replays; this was justified.
  • by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 12:55 PM
    Has there ever been another case of so many people trying to all kill the same NPC for no other reason than he looks like someone we all know? Dan can add this achievement to his world record holder title...
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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 02:29 PM

    Would have loved to hear Joe's maniacal giggling while he was doing this.

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 02:43 PM

    HAHHA! That was great! Poor Dan....

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 03:01 PM

    Joe is probably going to watch this over and over for years to come. LOL

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 04:57 PM

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 05:52 PM

    Joe, you are my Hero.

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 06:16 PM

    you are a genius Joe.

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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 07:12 PM
    This game limits what you can do too much. He should have been in Red Dead Redemption. Think of the possibilities!
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    by Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 07:51 PM

    HA! :D

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