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Top 10 Things Nick Said While Playing Tony Hawk Ride


I walked into the conference room this afternoon to an alarming sight: Nick swaying and gyrating like an idiot as he played Tony Hawk: Ride. Not only did he look stupid, his frustration and anger were causing him to swear up a storm. Before he noticed I was there, I grabbed my notebook and started jotting down his incredulous and fury-laden curses. These 10 are honestly the result of me standing there for only three minutes, but they seem pretty representative of the experience as a whole.

  1. "Wait, that's not... d*** it. Seriously? I didn't even do that trick!"
  2. "Oh god! A bunch of people just died! Whooo, SKATEBOARDING!"
  3. "Ugh. This board is just horsecrap. (sigh) Horsecrap."
  4. "Wait, what? Was that a joke? lol skateboarding, I guess."
  5. "What is taking so long? How long does it take to load a bad game?"
  6. "I go Super Saiyan. My hair turns blonde, but my beard doesn't"
  7. "I don't know how they expect people to do this s***."
  8. "Last time I did that exact same motion, I did, like, a quadruple kickflip."
  9. "You will have no idea what you are doing. I promise."
  10. "And...I landed in the dumpster. That's, uh, that's called the triple-kickflip-dumpster."

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  • Wonder what the review is going to be like.  Don't even think we need one at this point.

  • LOL

    ^That's really all there is to say.

  • hahahaha! :'D Oh, good times!

  • Staff

    I didn't get much chance to watch the actual game, though, since I was pretty much scrawling down swears for three minute straight.

  • lol

  • lol

  • lol

  • Slap a score on that bad boy and your done.

  • Lol. Triple-kickflip-dumpster huh? Quite sure that's where the game is going to go after it's reviewed.

  • Staff

    That's the best review we've ever done. Time to change the format.

  • Love the straight forward review.  They should all be done this way.

  • This is the funniest non-review ever. Do all the bad games like this.

  • lame... both the censored blog, and the game .......

  • lame... both the censored blog, and the game .......

  • Whooo, SKATEBOARDING! That's all that's worth saying at this point.

  • Lol. That's just funny.

    We can all assume the score's not going to be very good on this one..

  • Quote #6. Loved it. I always wondered what if Goku grew a beard and when Super Sayian. No glowing beard of epicness for you my friend.

  • No need to be nice to games that suck. This format is great!

  • for some reason i still wanna buy this...if not just to use the board on the trampoline

  • Mod

    I had a feeling this game would be bad when they first revealed it at E3.  From Nick's reactions to the game, it sounds like my suspicions were right.

    Man, if only we could've seen this on video, that'd make for one hell of a viral clip.

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