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Top 10 Things Nick Said While Playing Tony Hawk Ride
I walked into the conference room this afternoon to an alarming sight: Nick swaying and gyrating like an idiot as he played Tony Hawk: Ride. Not only did he look stupid, his frustration and anger were causing him to swear up a storm. Before he noticed I was there, I grabbed my notebook and started jotting down his incredulous and fury-laden curses. These 10 are honestly the result of me standing there for only three minutes, but they seem pretty representative of the experience as a whole.
- "Wait, that's not... d*** it. Seriously? I didn't even do that trick!"
- "Oh god! A bunch of people just died! Whooo, SKATEBOARDING!"
- "Ugh. This board is just horsecrap. (sigh) Horsecrap."
- "Wait, what? Was that a joke? lol skateboarding, I guess."
- "What is taking so long? How long does it take to load a bad game?"
- "I go Super Saiyan. My hair turns blonde, but my beard doesn't"
- "I don't know how they expect people to do this s***."
- "Last time I did that exact same motion, I did, like, a quadruple kickflip."
- "You will have no idea what you are doing. I promise."
- "And...I landed in the dumpster. That's, uh, that's called the triple-kickflip-dumpster."
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