lol this is great.

I thought you were all set once you finally added Ketchup to your diet. Guess it's not respected as a fruit/vegetable anymore.

I can only hope he's a victim of the Fruit of the Month club. Cancel now, and even years later they keep showing up.

Any other requests Dan? Im sure im not alone in stating that we would like to help u beat Iron Mike any way we can.

I hope the staff start finding fruit hidden randomly around the office.

Omg, this is so awesome.  You really do need to eat healthier though, Dan.  We want you to live as long as possible so you can keep pumping out these awesome Replays and take out Tyson!

Boy, wait until they see this weeks Punch Out Stress Test.

There's no way Dan can lose next time now that he has this!... Right?

Your body will probably reject all of this good stuff from not knowing what the hell it is.

Do I see a Bosc pear or two? That right there, Dan, is flavor country.

This is an awesome story. It's difficult finding fresh fruit in Minnesota during the winter, and the fruit doesn't look half-bad.

This screams to be a prime moment that inappropriate fruit figures turn up all over the office.