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Watch Me Make My Dad Play Games He'll Hate

Many of you know the frustration of having parents that don't really understand gaming culture. If you follow my Twitter account, you've probably already heard many of my dad's musings about video games and what I do for a living. While he's a very smart guy, virtually everything about the video game industry (and technology in general) frightens and confuses him. He flew up to Minneapolis recently to visit me, so I decided to take him to the office and record a Replay of sorts with him. We played five games, and he predictably hated all of them. Watch below to hear his pain.

Note: To watch the 2012 selection of games, click here.

Dead Space 2 - In this first video, I make the mistake of telling him we'll move onto the next game once he dies. I didn't realize that it would take him ten minutes to get through each room, so this turns into one of the longest 45 minutes of my life.

 

Katamari Forever - If normal games scare him, I assumed Katamari would be an absolute nightmare. He ends up hating it just as much as I expected in this short session with the game.

 

Bayonetta - He says that the only way a game could grab him right away is if it featured "a lot of nudity." Since Bayonetta shows some skin, will he find a way to enjoy such a ridiculous game? (Spoiler: no)

 

Heavy Rain - I thought that his biggest issue with this game would be the control scheme. Turns out he just really doesn't want to see Ethan naked.

 

God of War III - This one was a crap shoot. I tried to get him into the first God of War a few months ago and he despised it. Will he find something to like about Kratos' epic PS3 debut?

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Comments
  • This is gonna be good.
  • Oh man, this is going to be a great way to wrap up my day. Thanks, Dan!

    One question though: why didn't you have him play Quackshot? :P

  • I do this to my dad all the time one of the games we both hate that we still play together is Cabellas big game hunter on the ps2

  • I'm about to load this up and watch it with my dad, right now! He's not a big gamer, but he had a game frustration episode before I ever did (Super Mario Bros.) We have that in common.
  • My dad actually enjoys titles and he actually just finished Black Ops. They have to be extremeley simplistic though. He does have funny commentary though

  • You're an evil man, Dan. Now let me get some popcorn and a drink so I can watch this! :)
  • The game where you dunked and broke the backboard was Dr. J vs. Larry Bird. I was old enough to have remembered playing that game.
  • I now feel less angry that the RIFT beta is down for some unknown reason.

    Edit: Nevermind... the video player isn't working. It keeps stopping to load.
  • This has made my day

  • Please make more of these.

  • if i'm not getting bananas thrown at me then i'm not having fun. i see where you get your humor.

  • Very nice Dan. I'm going to have to do this with my dad sometime as he's completly oblivious to the game industry. In fact your conversation at the beginning of the Bayonneta pretty much sums up how my dad and I already discuss video games:

    Dan. Hit start. Hit start again.
    Dad: I hate this already.
    Dan: What could a game possibly show you at the beginning that you wouldn't hate already.
    Dad: Alot of nudity...I was just kidding about the nudity
    Dan: Seriously this game has nudity.
    Dad: Is that even legal?

    Simply hilarious!
  • Please make more of these.

  • You look just like him.
  • Gah! I get through 3 minutes at a time and it crashes -.-

  • dan your dad is hilarious, kinda reminds me of you and tim combined

  • Why do I have to be so *** tired right now?! I want watch all these through this very minute, but going on two and a half hours of sleep will make that very hard...

  • I strongly believe Dan's dad is Norm MacDonald. Seriously, the voices and sense of humor are almost identical.
  • Dad-"I bet you play that music during intimate moments at your place" Dan-"Sure dad" Dad-"Too bad there's no one else there with you" Just about the funniest thing I have heard since Overblood.
  • Wow, that was great! You are clearly your father's son Dan, haha.

    I hope you do more things like this.
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