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Who Are You? Define Yourself With Gaming Math

While I was always one of the worst math students of all time, I do like to apply basic math to normal every day things. In my case "normal" and "every day" equals video games, so i thought I would share how I do what I call "video game math" in my head.

For example:

"Comic License" + "Developer I've Never Heard Of" + "Movie Tie In" / "Giant Video Game Publisher" = "Disaster"

or

"Quirky Japanese Title" - "Original Soundtrack" + "American Pop Music" = "150 Total Games Sold In The United States"

or

"Infinity Ward" - "Vince & Jason" + "New Overlord" =  "Medal of Honor"

Basically, I find it fun. I'm a nerd, get over it.

So to get to my point, I was trying to come up with the math for myself, and I think I got it. Basically this formula explains why I am the gamer I am today. These aren't necessarily my favorite games of all time, but they are the ones that define what I like.

Pitfall + Metroid + Doom x Everquest = Greatest Video Game Editor In Chief Of Game Informer Evar As Of April 14, 2010 (If I Do Say So Myself)

Try it for yourself. The only rule is that you have to keep it under five references. Post away.

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Comments
  • Half -Life + Left 4 Dead + Counter Strike + Portal = Valve is my favorite developer of all time :)
  • AND Gameinformer + Andy McNamara x the entire GI staff = Best gaming website/magazine ever!

  • Unique story + interesting characters + good music - good English translation = Lux-Pain

  • Splinter Cell + Rainbow Six + Ghost Recon = Ubisoft/Tom Clancy

    Mass Effect + Splinter Cell + Guild Wars * Battlefield = Anthony Sacco

  • Original game + critical acclaim - blockbuster sales + profanity = Madworld

  • Pokemon Blue + Metal Gear Solid + Shadow of the Colossus= Shinra47.

    who knew Andy Mac was such a mathematical pioneer?

  • bad day + rage + playstation - therapy = God of War

  • Portal + Pickmen 2 + Super Mario Galaxy + Call of Duty 4=matthew burt.

  • Creativity + Ambition x Twin Peaks - Budget = Deadly Premonition

  • Super Castlevania IV soundtrack * Frank Zappa + Ween + MST3K / Eliminator Boat Duel = That a**hole Ghostpig.

  • Mountain Dew + scalding hot pizza + local friend + Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas = all-nighter!

  • Me + Your mom = You

  • Turtles in Time + Everquest + Final Fantasy X + Dynasty Warriors + Kingdom Hearts = A weird mix up of games... But none the less me.

  • God of War + booze x dying 30 times in a row = smashed coffee table
    (first game, Hades, Spiny/spiky tower...)
  • Me+[insert difficult boss battle here]+Sixaxis Controller=hole in wall.

  • Silicon Knights-Too Human+Resident Evil+Microsft=My all time best collection as of this second

  • Ninety-Nine Nights + Brutal Legend + Kingdom Under Fire Heroes x Marvel vs. Capcom 2 = Perfect.Disaster

  • Gears of war + Fallout 3 + dead space + call of duty MW2 + Mirrors edge

    = AAAWWWWEEESSSOOOOMMMMEE!!!!!!

  • Ace Attorney + No More Heroes + Bayonetta X JRPG = Waffleman

  • Mass Effect (greatest. game. ever.) + planet scanning = Mass Effezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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