Splatoon 2's Splatfests are always fascinating polling experiments, but they usually have one obvious choice and one terrible choice in the eye of the beholder. What happens, though, if both choices are terrible?

That's the question posted by this month's Splatfest, Sweaters vs. Socks - specifically, Christmas Sweaters vs. Christmas Socks. It is a journey into the very depths of your closet, finding all those things your aunt gave you that they bought at a Ross sale 11 months ago to save for Christmas.

As always, Splatfests have rewards for winning, but better rewards for the winning side, not that there is a moral winning side on this one. This is the first Splatfest since the game's major 2.0 update that came two weeks ago, so feel free to try the new weapons and customization additions while you're there.

What side are you taking? Let us know in the comments.