What if every video game shopkeep in every video game was actually the same guy? What would his life be like? What kind of customers would he have to deal with? Imagine no longer.

Cracked pokes fun at several popular video game tropes in this video. Learn who the pickiest video game shoppers are and see how much of a rip off new satchels really are.

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