If you're a fan of '80s pop culture, then you'll get a kick out of Ubisoft's fake shop for Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. the site just opened up and it's full of fake gems that we wish were real.

If you go to Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon's shop you'll see plenty of great items listed for sale. For example:

  • The movie soudtrack on 45" Vinyl for your ears to listen
  • Blood dragon steak 
  • Anti-atomic Mexican Hat
  • "Give me love" Chainsaw

The site itself is hilarious, and we wouldn't mind seeing some of these products, such as the Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon movie poster, actually released. But we're not going to pay $79.99 for the game's soundtrack... we'd feel bad, because it seems like it should be worth a lot more.