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No one is a flawless god killer. If you're playing through Sony's God of War: Ascension Multiplayer Beta right now you could probably use these tips from Penny Arcade.
Sony teamed up with Penny Arcade to produce what they are calling The Book of Divine Wisdom, which is a bunch of tongue-in-cheek tips for God of War: Ascension's multiplayer mode. Even if you aren't in the Beta, you might still find these tips useful for when the game releases on March 12...or maybe you'll just find them amusing.
Check out a sample below, or read them all here.
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