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Penny Arcade Offers Divine Wisdom About God Of War: Ascension

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by Ben Reeves on January 15, 2013 at 04:53 PM

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No one is a flawless god killer. If you're playing through Sony's God of War: Ascension Multiplayer Beta right now you could probably use these tips from Penny Arcade.

Sony teamed up with Penny Arcade to produce what they are calling The Book of Divine Wisdom, which is a bunch of tongue-in-cheek tips for God of War: Ascension's multiplayer mode. Even if you aren't in the Beta, you might still find these tips useful for when the game releases on March 12...or maybe you'll just find them amusing.

Check out a sample below, or read them all here.

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Filed under: News, Playstation 3, God of War, Beta, kratos, history, enemies, ascension, tips, characters, Evolution, God of War: Ascension, furies, magaera

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by bioshocker Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:03 PM

I'll admit, I got a good chuckle out of the second one, lol. I was a little skeptical about this newest installment at first, but now I'm really excited for it.
by A Person Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:04 PM

Penny Arcade is always hilarious.
by Blade of the Fallen Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:06 PM

Damn I am so spending my XP on that BMX bike
by Companion Cube Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:08 PM

Pretty cool. Sony does a good job at fan service.
by Kyon Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:10 PM

Where is this BMX bike? I will ride into battle heroically, and pull off some sweet tricks.

As far as the beta goes, I really like it. I hope they address some of the concerns though. I can't tell you how many times I've died because I was fighting someone at one of the places of Favor, and instead of doing a brutal kill, my person kept trying to capture it, and then they recovered and defeated me.
by PlushMonkey985 Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:12 PM

That BMX bike intrigues me
by GL4DOS Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:13 PM

That was funny. I love the beta, but I think the matchmaking needs some work, and it would be if corner-trapping and pinning could be reduced.
by jennifermichael1 Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:32 PM

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by INDECISIVEjew Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:36 PM

If there is no BMX bike in the new God of War, I will be very disappointed.
by xeno113 Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 05:51 PM

I dont know why but I dont really like God of War
by jmpittman860220 Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 06:17 PM

I;m pleasantly surprised by the Beta. I thought I would hate it but I really can see myself getting into it.
by Benny Shores Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 06:20 PM

Screw blades of chaos, I want to eviscerate monsters with the BMX bike.
by angel95-_- Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 06:41 PM

love the beta :)
by Bluubeetle Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 06:51 PM

I might like Penny Arcade too much.
by John Wrek Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 07:06 PM

Lol.
by Paradigmthefallen Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 07:12 PM

...I'd be trying the beta if it were open to all users, but I was under the impression it's Playstation Plus only. I didn't realize checking for bugs was a privilege. Apparently Sony hasn't read "The Trenches".
by BimboPetejob Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 08:46 PM

Love Penny Arcade.
by patio_24-7 Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 11:54 PM

The offerings of Zeus verses Poseidon were hilarious! Poseidon sweetened the deal just enough though. XD
by Zachary Pligge Wednesday, January 16, 2013 at 06:04 AM

These gave me a good laugh
by Warrior Wednesday, January 16, 2013 at 08:27 AM

Hahahhah nice.