The lights are on
No one is a flawless god killer. If you're playing through Sony's God of War: Ascension Multiplayer Beta right now you could probably use these tips from Penny Arcade.
Sony teamed up with Penny Arcade to produce what they are calling The Book of Divine Wisdom, which is a bunch of tongue-in-cheek tips for God of War: Ascension's multiplayer mode. Even if you aren't in the Beta, you might still find these tips useful for when the game releases on March 12...or maybe you'll just find them amusing.
Check out a sample below, or read them all here.
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Penny Arcade is always hilarious.
Pretty cool. Sony does a good job at fan service.
That BMX bike intrigues me
That was funny. I love the beta, but I think the matchmaking needs some work, and it would be if corner-trapping and pinning could be reduced.
If there is no BMX bike in the new God of War, I will be very disappointed.
I;m pleasantly surprised by the Beta. I thought I would hate it but I really can see myself getting into it.
love the beta :)
I might like Penny Arcade too much.
Love Penny Arcade.
The offerings of Zeus verses Poseidon were hilarious! Poseidon sweetened the deal just enough though. XD
These gave me a good laugh